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In This Edition

Noam Chomsky takes us to, "A Dangerous Neighborhood."

Uri Avnery follows, "The Curse Of The Gods."

Bernard Weiner has regarding, "Those Secret Torture-Prisons: A Modest Proposal."

Ray McGovern sees, "On Torture: A Defining Moment."

Jim Hightower reveals, "Pesticide Testing On Kids."

Sheila Samples concludes Bush and Blair are, "Cornered By The Truth."

Robert Scheer says, "Human Rights, Rendered Meaningless."

William Rivers Pitt introduces an old "friend" in, "Meet The New Boss."

Joe Conason explains, "Don't Like The News? Then Buy Your Own!"

Norman Solomon recalls, "Rumsfeld's Handshake Deal With Saddam: History Out Of Media Bounds."

Nat Hentoff ponders, "CIA War Crimes."

Bill O'Reilly wins the coveted "Vidkun Quisling Award!"

Molly Ivins has some, "Fresh Ideas For Last-Minute Christmas Shoppers."

Arianna Huffington reports on, "Bush's Speech: Loose, Confident, And Utterly Deluded."

And finally in the 'Parting Shots' department 'The Landover Baptist Church' reviews Peter Jackson's "King Kong" but first Uncle Ernie explores, "George W. Bush The Psychopathic God."

This week we spotlight the cartoons of Adam Zyglis with additional cartoons from Tom Tomorrow, Micah Wright, Steve Bradenton, Walt Handelsman, R.J. Matson, Rico Dog, Clay Bennett, Pablo On Politics and Bloggerheads.Com.

Plus we have all of your favorite departments! Welcome one and all to "Uncle Ernie's Issues & Alibis." We hope you enjoy your stay!






George W. Bush The Psychopathic God
By Ernest Stewart

"What Bush's fraternity was doing was clearly outside the rules, and they were sanctioned for that." --- Albert Evans, President of Yale Inter-Fraternity Council in 1967, commenting on the branding of pledges with red-hot coat hangers while George W. Bush was fraternity president.

'I'm driven with a mission from God. God would tell me, "George, go and fight those terrorists in Afghanistan." And I did, and then God would tell me, "George, go and end the tyranny in Iraq ..." And I did. And now, again, I feel God's words coming to me, "Go get the Palestinians their state and get the Israelis their security, and get peace in the Middle East." And by God I'm gonna do it.'" --- George Bush

George comes by his insanity honestly as he comes from one of the 'ruling elite' families in the country, i.e. from a long line of psychopathic robber barons, you know America's royalty.

His mother's family power goes back to President Franklin Pierce a real swell guy and one of the most despicable presidents, a racist who plotted a coup d'etat against Abraham Lincoln. On the other side of the Crime Family Bush, you've got his father; Papa Smirk, a former president, head of the CIA, a UN ambassador, Con-gressman & JFK assassin. Then there was his grandfather Prescott, a former US Senator, a Wall Street lawyer-banker who got busted for trading with the enemy. As Hitler's American bankers Grand Paters Bush and Walker continued making Nazi Germany money until all their assets were seized in late October 1942, 10 months after the war started. I'm going to repeat that again for those of you on drugs.

TEN MONTHS AFTER WE WERE AT WAR BUSH WAS STILL SENDING HITLER CHECKS!

For example the Bush/Walker bank partially financed the construction of Auschwitz and made a $2 million profit off of it. Then there was Prescott's papa Sam Bush who many say was the person that the character in 'Little Orphan Annie' "Daddy Warbucks" was based upon etc etc etc.

The Yale connection isn't just Papa's and Grand Papa's. Kitty Kelley says in her book, they go back to 1843 at Yale. When they talk about old money, this is it. All Skull & Bones members too!

Papa Smirk gets W into Andover, the prep school that Papa was a star at and W hangs up a Confederate flag in his bedroom and while engaging in the illicit trade of alcohol and fake Ids he discovers cocaine! So by all means add even more paranoia into this already sick mix!

In Justin Frank's book "Bush On The Couch" Frank focuses on the relationship with Barbara Bush, who is this "horrid Gorgon-like creature." When you hear stories about how she brought up her children, heavy into corporal punishment, verbal abuse and neglect it's not surprising that W has a sadistic side and turns it to sadistic activities.

Later as president of the Dekes; his fraternity at Yale, Georgie invents a new hazing ritual, which is branding the initiates on the tailbone. They heat up a wire clothes hanger until it's red hot and use it to brand them. Rather homo-erotic, no? So maybe Jeff Gannon was there at the White House for more than just phony news stories?

Bush is the ne'er-do-well son, even more so than Jebthro and Neil and that's saying something folks! Here's the most powerful man on the planet who as a kid got his kicks by blowing up frogs with firecrackers. You know what psychiatrists say about children who like to torture pets and animals to death, right? They say such people often become mass murderers. Most limit their insanity to slaying a few dozen or if really ambitious a few hundred, of course they aren't for the most part wealthy scum who've inherited not only money but power as well. Such creatures if given such power would giddily kill millions of innocents. Sounds vaguely familiar, does it not?

Abu Ghraib and Gitmo sprang right out of the Bush's warped mind. Maybe the torture instructions weren't coming from Rummy and Cheney after all? Maybe they were George's e-mails sent directly to Lynndie England, "Get the leashes out bee-otcch and start branding people! Oh and don't forget to film it and send Kindasleezy, Rummy and me a copy!"

Now if that wasn't bad enough add in a large dose of megalomania. As George is fond of telling other world leaders that "God" talks to him and that he is an "instrument" of the Lord or perhaps that's a "tool" of the Lord? Ergo to defy George is to defy God! Well isn't that special? Where oh where have I heard such things before I wonder? Oh yeah, from every mad-dog ruler from the Pharaohs to Alexander to ___ (pick your favorite Roman emperor) through various Chinese, French, British, German, Spanish, American etc. Kings, Emperors, Fuhrers, Popes, Ayatollahs, Prime Ministers, Presidents and Princes for the last 5,000 years. There's that "history repeating itself" thingy rearing up it's ugly head again!

Just one more thing; unlike the aforementioned madmen, Bush has all the launch codes. Oh and my American Taliban friends tell me he's launching in August 2007.

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(c) 2005 Ernest Stewart ... Issues & Alibis






A Dangerous Neighborhood
By Noam Chomsky

HOW Venezuela Is Keeping the Home Fires Burning in Massachusetts," reads a recent full-page ad in major US newspapers from PDVSA, Venezuela's state-owned oil company, and CITGO, its Houston-based subsidiary.

The ad describes a programme, encouraged by Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez, to sell heating oil at discount prices to low-income communities in Boston, the South Bronx and elsewhere in the United States - one of the more ironic gestures ever in the North-South dialogue. The deal developed after a group of US senators sent a letter to nine major oil companies asking them to donate a portion of their recent record profits to help poor residents cover heating bills. The only response came from CITGO.

In the United States, commentary on the deal is grudging at best, saying that Chavez, who has accused the Bush administration of trying to overthrow his government, is motivated by political ends - unlike, for example, the purely humanitarian programmes of the US Agency for International Development.

Chavez' heating oil is one among many challenges bubbling up from Latin America for the Washington planners of grand strategy. The noisy protests during President Bush's trip last month to the Summit of the Americas, in Argentina, amplify the dilemma.

From Venezuela to Argentina, the hemisphere is getting completely out of control, with left-centre governments all the way through. Even in Central America, still suffering the aftereffects of President Reagan's "war on terror," the lid is barely on.

In the southern cone, the indigenous populations have become much more active and influential, particularly in Bolivia and Ecuador, both major energy producers, where they either oppose production of oil and gas or want it to be domestically controlled. Some are even calling for an "Indian nation" in South America.

Meanwhile internal economic integration is strengthening, reversing relative isolation that dates back to the Spanish conquests. Furthermore, South-South interaction is growing, with major powers (Brazil, South Africa, India) in the lead, particularly on economic issues.

Latin America as a whole is increasing trade and other relations with the European Union and China, with some setbacks, but likely expansion, especially for raw materials exporters like Brazil and Chile.

Venezuela has forged probably the closest relations with China of any Latin American country, and is planning to sell increasing amounts of oil to China as part of its effort to reduce dependence on a hostile U.S. government. Indeed, Washington's thorniest problem in the region is Venezuela, which provides nearly 15 percent of U.S. oil imports.

Chavez, elected in 1998, displays the kind of independence that the US translates as defiance - as with Chavez' ally Fidel Castro. In 2002, Washington embraced President Bush's vision of democracy by supporting a military coup that very briefly overturned the Chavez government. The Bush administration had to back down, however, because of opposition to the coup in Venezuela and throughout Latin America.

Compounding Washington's woes, Cuba-Venezuela relations are becoming very close. They practice a barter system, each relying on its strengths. Venezuela is providing low-cost oil while in return Cuba organises literacy and health programmes, and sends thousands of teachers and doctors, who, as elsewhere, work in the poorest areas, previously neglected.

Joint Cuba-Venezuela projects are also having a considerable impact in the Caribbean countries, where, under a programme called Operation Miracle, Cuban doctors are providing health care to people who had no hope of receiving it, with Venezuelan funding.

Chavez has repeatedly won monitored elections and referenda despite overwhelming and bitter media hostility. Support for the elected government has soared during the Chavez years. The veteran Latin American correspondent Hugh O' Shaughnessy explains why in a report for Irish Times:

"In Venezuela, where an oil economy has over the decades produced a sparkling elite of superrich, a quarter of under-15s go hungry, for instance, and 60 per cent of people over 59 have no income at all. Less than a fifth of the population enjoys social security. Only now under President Chavez ... has medicine started to become something of a reality for the poverty-stricken majority in the rich but deeply divided - virtually nonfunctioning - society. Since he won power in democratic elections and began to transform the health and welfare sector which catered so badly to the mass of the population progress has been slow. But it has been perceptible ..."

Now Venezuela is joining Mercosur, South America's leading trade bloc. Mercosur, which already includes Argentina, Brazil, Paraguay and Uruguay, presents an alternative to the so-called Free Trade Agreement of the Americas, backed by the United States.

At issue in the region, as elsewhere around the world, is alternative social and economic models. Enormous, unprecedented popular movements have developed to expand cross-border integration - going beyond economic agendas to encompass human rights, environmental concerns, cultural independence and people-to-people contacts.

These movements are ludicrously called "anti-globalisation" because they favour globalisation directed to the interests of people, not investors and financial institutions. US problems in the Americas extend north as well as south. For obvious reasons, Washington has hoped to rely more on Canada, Venezuela and other non-Middle East oil resources.

But Canada's relations with the United States are more "strained and combative" than ever before as a result of, among other issues, Washington's rejection of NAFTA decisions favouring Canada. As Joel Brinkley reports in The New York Times, "Partly as a result, Canada is working hard to build up its relationship with China (and) some officials are saying Canada may shift a significant portion of its trade, particularly oil, from the United States to China."

It takes real talent for the United States to alienate even Canada.

Washington's Latin American policies are only enhancing US isolation, however. One recent example: For the 14th year in a row, the UN General Assembly voted against the US commercial embargo against Cuba. The vote on the resolution was 182 to 4: the United States, Israel, the Marshall Islands and Palau. Micronesia abstained.
(c) 2005 Noam Chomsky is a professor of linguistics at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology and the author, most recently, of Hegemony or Survival: America's Quest for Global Dominance. And "Imperial Ambitions: Conversations on the Post-9/11 World," and "Imperial Ambitions: Conversations on the Post-9/11 World" published by Metropolitan Books.





The Curse Of The Gods
By Uri Avnery

THIS WEEK I was strolling through the streets of Athens, at the foot of the Acropolis, when my eye was caught by a sign bearing one single word in Greek letters: Sisyphus. It was the name of a tavern.

Perhaps the gods wanted to remind me of an article I wrote 14 years ago, entitled "The Revenge of the Gods". Its tragic hero was the man I called "Shimon Sisyphus".

The original Sisyphus was, of course, the king of Corinth, a sinful, lying man of intrigue. He ratted on Zeus, the God-in-Chief, who was, as was his wont, dallying with human beauties.

As a punishment, Sisyphus was sent to Hades, condemned to roll a heavy stone up a hill. Every time the stone was approaching the top of the hill, it slipped down again. And so on, to the end of time.

That had been the fate of Shimon Peres at the time I wrote that article, and that has been his fate since then, too, up to this very day. I don't know what made the Greek gods mete out this punishment, but throughout the years Peres has proved that he deserves it.

If there was any doubt about this, the last few days provided confirmation. Peres committed an act of political prostitution. If he had just left the Labor Party before the primaries and joined the competition - well enough. After all, Ariel Sharon has done the same. But Peres ran for party chairman, and only after he was roundly defeated, did he go over to Sharon's new party.

No doubt, Peres brought the curse on himself. He will continue to roll the stone up, and the stone will continue to slip down every time, just when it seems about to reach the top.

ALREADY IN 1953, when he was a mere 30, he was appointed Director General of the powerful Ministry of Defense. That was an amazing promotion. He was the protégé of the almighty David Ben-Gurion, the Prime Minister and Minister of Defense, who handed him control of the huge defense establishment. He could well expect that in due course the Old Man would turn the prime minister's office over to him. In the meantime, in 1959, he was elected to the Knesset and appointed Deputy Minister of Defense.

And then he was struck by disaster. In 1963, Ben-Gurion was driven out of office and - quite literally - into the desert. Peres remained dangling. He made himself agreeable to the successor, Levy Eshkol, who became Prime Minister and Minister of Defense, and was busy trying to restore his standing when the stone slipped from his grasp again: Ben-Gurion returned suddenly from his retreat in the desert and founded a new party, Rafi. Peres could not really refuse to join him. With obvious reluctance he resigned his post and left the Labor party (then called Mapai). But he hoped that with Ben-Gurion's victory he would still reach the top.

He threw himself into the work of building the new party, setting up local branches, conducting the election campaign. He was sure that a party led by the legendary Old Man, with the participation of the glorious Moshe Dayan and several other generals, would win a resounding victory. How could it be otherwise? But election day, in November 1965, brought a bitter disappointment: Rafi won only 10 (out of 120) Knesset seats, and their location on the political map condemned them to irrelevancy. (This example sweetens the dreams of Likud functionaries, who hope that the same will now happen to Sharon, who has started a similar adventure.)

After two years, a life-saver was thrown to Rafi. The savior was none other than the Egyptian leader, Gamal Abd-al-Nasser, who massed his army in the Sinai desert, threatening Israel. The country was seized by panic, Rafi was invited to join an emergency government, and its representative became Minister of Defense. But it was not Peres, who labored so hard for Rafi, but Moshe Dayan, who had not lifted a finger. The staggering victory in the Six-day war made Dayan the idol of the masses, while Peres was left on the sidelines. The stone had slipped again to the bottom of the hill.

Peres understood that he had no chance in a small party. He brought Rafi back into the Labor Party (now called Ma'arakh) and received as consolation prize the unimportant Ministry of Transportation. Ben-Gurion regarded this as an act of treason by his protégé and founded another small party, the State List.

The great opportunity arrived in 1974, a few months after the Yom Kippur war. The war looked like a national disgrace, and the two persons responsible for that, Golda Meir and Moshe Dayan, until then national icons, were sent packing. The way was clear for a new Prime Minister, and it seemed as if the job would fall into the lap of Peres like a ripe fruit. But at the last moment Yitzhak Rabin, a political greenhorn, appeared out of nowhere and plucked the fruit. He was selected by the party.

Peres, hurt to his innermost soul, was compelled to make do with the Ministry of Defense. He spent the next three years working relentlessly to undermine Rabin, who later described him as an "Untiring Conspirator". For this purpose, and in order to gain the sympathy of right-wingers, Peres founded Kedumim, the first settlement in the heart of the Arab population of the West Bank.

The cruel gods decided to mock him again. Rabin was involved in a trifling affair - contrary to the prevailing law, his wife had neglected to close a bank account that he had kept while serving as ambassador in Washington - and resigned. At long last, Peres became the chairman of the party. At the start of the election campaign of 1977, his victory was assured and he already busied himself with selecting his ministers, when the unimaginable happened: Menachem Begin, the eternal opposition leader who had been defeated in one election campaign after another, won and became Prime Minister. Peres had to bear the responsibility, Rabin's hands were clean. The stone had again slipped to the bottom.

In the next elections, 1981, the gods played an even more sadistic trick. When the ballots closed, the pollsters announced that Labor had won. Radiant with happiness, Peres let himself be declared the next Prime Minister. And then it became clear that Begin had won after all.

The continuation was bitter. Begin accepted the advice of his new Minister of Defense, Ariel Sharon, and invaded Lebanon. The day before the tanks rolled, Peres publicly announced his support . There followed the occupation of Beirut, the Sabra and Shatila massacre, the dismissal of Sharon, the mental breakdown of Begin. The public started to detest the war. Peres was sure that this time he would win. But the winner was Begin's successor, Yitzhak Shamir.

The next years were a series of ups and downs. Again and again Peres almost reached the top. Once he even became Prime Minister for some time, but only owing to a peculiar Israeli invention: a rotating Prime Ministership in a "national unity" government after an impasse with Shamir at the polls. As Prime Minister he had one real success: together with a talented Finance Minister, Yitzhak Moda'i, he brought inflation down from 400% to normal.

But the urge to become Prime Minister by his own efforts was too strong: he organized a putsch in the national unity government to displace Shamir and to seize power with the help of the religious ministers. But they betrayed him at the last moment and he had to leave the government altogether. Rabin, in his inimitable style, called the episode, "Peres's stinking exercise".

On the eve of the 1992 elections, Peres' chances looked good. The public was fed up with the Likud. Victory was beckoning the Labor Party. But the fruit was again snatched from him: the party nominated Rabin. Peres had to be content with a secondary post - as Foreign Minister, who in Israel is less important than the Defense and Finance ministers.

People who talked with Peres at that stage got the impression that he had finally given up the ambition of ever getting to the top of the hill. For the first time, he really cooperated with Rabin, and the two together created the miracle of Oslo. Both had been long-term advocates of the "Jordanian Option" (handing the occupied Palestinian territories to the Jordanian king), but the intifada finally convinced them to recognize the Palestinian people and come to an agreement with the PLO. When it was decided to award the Nobel Peace Prize to Yitzhak Rabin and Yasser Arafat, Peres moved heaven and earth to be included as well. Since the prize can be given to three people at most, the fourth partner, Mahmoud Abbas, was unjustly left out.

BUT THE gods did not relent. In November 1995, Rabin was assassinated. The assassin, who was waiting at the foot of the staircase, let Peres, who was within touching distance, walk safely by. He was appointed by the party to take Rabin's place as Prime Minister.

This was the opportunity of his life. He could call for new elections and surely ride to a landslide victory on the wave of public outrage at the murder. But Peres did not want to owe his election to Rabin's memory. He postponed the election for a few months, during which he started a small war in Lebanon that ended in disaster - the massacre of refugees by mistake. Then he okayed the assassination of a Hamas militant, the legendary bomb-maker Yihyeh Ayash, provoking a series of bloody retaliatory suicide attacks that ruined Peres' chances.

On election day, the gods repeated their sadistic trick: it looked as if Peres had won. Late in the night it became clear that the opposite had happened. A new phrase was born: "We went to sleep with Peres and woke up with Netanyahu!"

At one of the party meetings, Peres asked what was meant to be a rhetorical question: "What, am I a loser?" and was dismayed by a chorus of replies: "Yes! Yes!"

It seemed as if the gods had lost interest. Binyamin Netanyahu assumed power and was soon detested by the public. The government fell, and Labor won the elections. But the hero was not Peres, but Ehud Barak, a former army Chief-of-Staff, whose election aroused wild enthusiasm, which, in turn, turned quickly into bitter disappointment that degenerated into a despair of peace and the collapse of the Left. In 2001 Barak lost to Sharon by a landslide, the party luminaries could not agree among themselves on a successor, and asked Peres to assume the party leadership "temporarily" as a stop-gap. As usual, he immediately began turning "temporary" into permanent.

On the way, another accident befell him. The post of President of the State fell vacant. Peres lusted for the position, which is empty of practical content but full of prestige. The President is elected by parliament in a secret vote. Most members assured Peres of their support. The alternative candidate was a second-rank Likud functionary, one Moshe Katzav. But when the envelopes were opened, it appeared that the impossible had happened again: Peres had lost this contest, too.

In order to keep his international standing, Peres led his party into the Sharon government, in return for a newly invented title: "Vice Prime Minister". For this empty appellation, he sold the soul of the party. He used his international prestige to cultivate respectability for Sharon throughout the world, where Sharon was remembered as the man of Sabra and Shatila. For this alone, Peres deserves everything that was coming to him.

The Labor ministers supported not only the Gaza withdrawal - a good thing in itself - but also all the acts of oppression in the West Bank: the expropriation of land, the expansion of the settlements, inaction on the "removal of the outposts", the construction of the monstrous wall and the campaign of targeted assassinations, while boycotting the Palestinian Authority. Peres himself condemned the Thatcherist economic policy of the government as "swinish capitalism", while continuing to support it unstintingly in practice.

The end - for the time being - came a few weeks ago. In the past, Amir Peretz had left the Labor Party to found his own small workers' party. Peres himself had convinced him to come back into the fold. Now he contested Peres' post as party chairman - and won. Taking revenge on the party, Peres left it for the second time in his life and joined Sharon, as he had once joined Ben-Gurion.

NOW SHARON uses Peres as bait to lure fish from the Labor party, but would not dream of putting him on his list of party candidates for the Knesset. That would have repelled a lot of Likud members from joining him. It is doubtful whether he will really honor his promise to Peres to give him a respectable job if he wins the elections - perhaps the post of President, after Katzav finishes his term.

There is something deeply tragic in this story. All his life, Peres has pined for the love of the public, and every time he has been jilted. This man, a professional and incredibly persevering politician from the age of 18, has never won an election. Israelis wonder why he enjoys so much prestige throughout the world. The rest of the worlds why he cannot win an election in Israel.

Was it because he was an immigrant in an era of native-born Sabras? Was it the Polish accent, that he was unable to get rid of? Something in his character? The lack of charisma? The fact that he never served in the army? Perhaps some combination of all these?

The gods surely know.
(c) 2005 Uri Avnery Gush Shalom







Those Secret Torture-Prisons: A Modest Proposal
By Bernard Weiner

I am always open to innovative ways of raising money for cash-strapped governments, as long as it doesn't cost me anything extra. Many states, for example, sponsor lotteries; nobody is forced to buy in, but millions of citizens purchase tickets that help underwrite our schools and road-repairs.

In that light, I have a modest proposal for the Bush Administration: Auction off torture rights.

Here's how it would work. The Bush Administration, either through eBay or by establishing a website all its own (>> torturersRus.gov <<), would let citizens bid for the right to brutalize a terrorist suspect in one of the secret CIA prisons around the globe.

The Torture Abroad program would be aimed at those who, for a price, might delight in exercising their dominance and control of dangerous, inferior beings. (Note: This project is NOT to be confused with the similarly-named Torture A Broad program.)

For purposes of full disclosure, it's essential to note that the Bush Administration denies having supersecret CIA prisons around the world, and emphatically insists that torture does not take place at those facilities. If "harsh interrogation methods" are employed at the non-existent prisons, it's totally without the Administration's knowledge or approval.

A MARKETING FLYER

Trying to be helpful, I've composed some possible text for a Torture Abroad advertising flyer:

Want to do something to aid your country's battle against terrorists, and to participate in frat-style pranks and good, clean aerobic fun at the same time?

Then consider sending in your bid to become a member of Torture Abroad. Remember, high bidders have more chance to be selected.

Wearing our handsome black mask and windbreaker -- with the eye-catching Volunteer Torturer Militia seal -- you'll be flown free on one of the CIA's luxury secret air flights with, of course, stopover privileges in Poland, Romania, Afghanistan, Tajikistan, Morocco, et al. Naturally, you'll be in First Class, and your assigned torture-buddy, appropriately enough, will be in Cargo.

You will be permitted to indulge in sexual humiliation, stress positioning, rape, thumb-screws, pyramid-building, baseball bat-play, use of the wrack, whip & chain teasing, the employment of rabid dogs, and so on, but you'll have to pay a bit extra for the privilege of near-drowning (our popular "water boarding" option) and for the awesome electrification-of-the-genitals display.

We realize, based on our polling data, that some people will be repulsed by this suggestion. Granted, the idea of having to pay this extra fee is offensive, but the whole idea of this enterprise, let us remember, is to raise money to help subsidize our country's vital "war on terror."

Note: If you torture a detainee to death, which has been known to happen even with professionals in charge, there will be a hefty surcharge and you will suffer severe penalties: You will NOT receive the video of your handiwork or the program's parchment certificate signed by Karl Rove Himself.

All torture implements will be provided but if you have certain activities that cannot be accommodated by government-issue, you will be permitted to bring your own props. No chain-saws, please. We do not want to give even the slightest appearance of savagery.

If perchance, as a result of your time spent together, your detainee chooses to confess to something or other, you will be granted a 10% refund. If the confession actually contains anything remotely resembling the truth, you will be gifted another prisoner at no extra charge. (Note: This rarely happens.)

Please be aware that while we carry out due-diligence in certifying our terrorist suspects, in the event that an innocent man or woman was provided you -- which does happen on occasion as street sweeps can be fairly random -- we assume no financial or criminal liability. We also cannot provide assurance that governments or family members of the prisoner won't try to locate you later for purposes of revenge.

But most red-blooded American citizens won't let those minor caveats stop them from coming to the aid of their country in this time of war. And you can have jolly good fun doing so, and feel patriotic pride in your valuable work for the homeland.

Slots are limited, so act now. For the first hundred who sign up, we will provide a framed, autographed photo of Jeffrey Dahmer.

HOW TO SUBMIT YOUR BID

So that's the basic outline of my proposal, which, as you can see, is a win-win for all concerned. The war effort gains much needed fundage, the capitalist system is promoted, bad guys are punished, ordinary citizens are permitted to participate in important governmental programs, and the recipients of the carnage no doubt will be adopted by liberal do-gooder groups and nursed back to health. If they make it.

Should you be interested in applying to Torture Abroad, send your name, address and phone number, and a good-faith deposit of $5000 cash, to the address below. A special email address for VIP entry into the program will be forwarded to you -- in other words, you won't have to log onto the website's home page, which, as you can imagine, is sure to attract all sorts of low-life thugs.

Mail all inquiries to John Ashcroft, Torture Abroad Program Director, at the Department of Homeland Security, P. O. Box 666, Washington, D.C. Enclose a photo, a brief bio, a key to your home, and your email password.

Thank you from all of us on Torture Abroad's Board of Directors: K. Rove, G. Bush, R. Cheney, D. Rumsfeld, C. Rice, A. Gonzales, L. Libby, J. Ashcroft, S. Hadley, K. Hughes, M. Matalin, J. Bolton, J. Woo, J. Bybee, B. O'Reilly, R. Limbaugh, A. Coulter, J. Inhofe, W. Boykin, G. Miller, S. Cambone, M. Chertoff, and Founding Fathers J. Mengele, A. Eichmann, and T. de Torquemada.

God Bless the United States of America.
(c) 2005 Bernard Weiner, a poet-playwright who has concocted numerous political satires and parodies, has taught at various universities, worked as a writer/editor for the San Francisco Chronicle, and currently is co-editor of The Crisis Papers







On Torture: A Defining Moment
By Ray McGovern

Senator John McCain and his Senate colleagues have provided Congress a chance to redeem itself in a small but significant way for its craven abdication of responsibility three years ago, when it gave the president what Senator Robert Byrd warned would be a "blank check" for war on Iraq.

With some remarkable help from then-White House Counsel Alberto Gonzales and hired hands at the Justice Department, Vice President Dick Cheney and Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld stretched that blank check to include authorization for torturing detainees by CIA and US military personnel. McCain, himself a victim of torture in Vietnam, is trying to bring the US into compliance with international norms, while the Bush administration is trying desperately to leave the door open for CIA and contract interrogators to act beyond those norms without threat of prosecution.

McCain has tacked onto the defense authorization and defense appropriation bills an amendment that would require Defense Department personnel to observe the strictures in the Army Field Manual for Intelligence Interrogation. As for CIA and other non-defense department personnel, the amendment would prohibit "cruel, inhuman, or degrading" treatment of detainees "regardless of nationality or physical location." Cheney has been waging an open campaign to defeat or alter the amendment. He lost the first round when, despite Herculean efforts on his part, 89 senators joined McCain in voting for it.

This presents a direct challenge to Cheney, and to the president who, one assumes, is being kept informed. The House versions of the defense bills do not include the McCain language, so final agreement on the torture provision is now in the hands of conferees from the House and Senate working to resolve differences between the bills. On Monday, President George W. Bush said he was "confident" that agreement could be reached with McCain, but Democrat Senator Carl Levin said the House so far has refused to accept McCain's language and that this was "unacceptable" to the Senate.

No effort has been made to disguise what is behind the opposition to McCain. Even Republican Senator Lindsey Graham, a lawyer who has been a moderate on this issue, has conceded that the "problem" is to find a way to protect interrogators who go too far. To this non-lawyer at least, it does not seem possible to square this circle. I am still trying to accustom myself to the fact that, alongside the we-do-not-torture rhetoric, our country has for the first time in its history openly embraced the use of torture.

Who Will Blink, Cheney or McCain?

Supporters of the Cheney school of thought have been taking to the airwaves using the bogus "ticking-bomb doomsday scenario" rationale to, well, rationalize torture. And this seems to be having some impact. According to an AP-Ipsos poll conducted in late November, 61 percent of Americans surveyed believe torture is justified at least on rare occasions; only 36 percent said it can never be justified. A January 2005 poll conducted by Poltronics involving over two thousand telephone interviews found that 53 percent of Americans thought some torture is acceptable, with 37 percent opposed. That poll also found that 82 percent of FOX News Channel viewers said that torture is acceptable in "a wide range" of situations.

And so, incredible though it may seem, torture survivor McCain runs the risk of appearing soft on torture with the Republican base, whose support he will need if he hopes to win the Republican nomination in 2008. Accordingly, despite the strong support he enjoys among Senate colleagues and despite his uncompromising stance until now, there seems a good chance that McCain will acquiesce in compromise wording - words that would enable the administration to assure CIA and contract interrogators that they will enjoy legal protection if they keep "the gloves off," as erstwhile CIA counterterrorism chief Cofer Black described the CIA's approach post-9/11.

From the administration's point of view, "enhanced interrogation techniques" have certainly come in handy in promoting the war in Iraq and the "war on terror." We now know, for example, that the bogus information included in President Bush's key speech of October 7, 2002, just three days before the Congress voted on the war, about Iraq training al-Qaeda operatives in explosives and chemical weapons was extracted from the captive Ibn al-Shaykh al-Libi by the Egyptian interrogators to whom we "rendered" him. Al-Libi has since recanted, claiming his statements were coerced.

And when then-Attorney General John Ashcroft needed to advertise a success in the "war on terrorism," José Padilla was produced on the basis of the testimony of none other than 9/11 mastermind Khalid Shaikh Mohammed, whose interrogation included waterboarding. Padilla's "dirty bomb" charge was dropped after he spent over three and a half years in prison.

It's Torture Just Watching

My contemporaries and I can scarcely believe what we are watching. While I admire Senator McCain for taking a stand, it strikes me as odd, for example, that he cites damage to the US image abroad as the primary reason why torture should be banned. Our tarnished image is a serious problem, but it is, in my view, among the least compelling of a long list of reasons to throw torture out of our toolbox. Others that come to mind, in ascending order of importance, are:

* Torture puts our own troops, as well as those of other countries, in jeopardy of "reciprocal" treatment.
* Torture brutalizes not only the victim but also the brutalizer. (Talk, as I have, to those who took part in, or merely witnessed, torture in Iraq or Afghanistan.)
* Information acquired by torture is notoriously unreliable. Experienced interrogators know that torture is as likely to yield misinformation as accurate information, since torture victims will say anything to stop the pain. In the past, torture fell into disuse primarily because it did not work.
* Torture is morally wrong. It inhabits the same category as slavery, genocide, rape, incest - always, intrinsically wrong. Civilized societies have long opposed torture since it is widely recognized as an intolerable affront to the inherent human right to physical integrity and personal dignity. That is why there are so many laws against torture. It is not wrong because it is illegal; it is outlawed because it is wrong.

The Supreme Crime

The use of torture before and after the invasion of Iraq points to an even larger crime - the attack on and occupation of Iraq for reasons other than those given. The war is, pure and simple, a war of aggression. The post-WWII Nuremberg Tribunal, largely a creature of the United States, declared:

"To initiate a war of aggression ... is the supreme international crime differing from other war crimes in that it contains within itself the accumulated evil of the whole."

UN Secretary General Kofi Annan has called the war illegal, as have the International Commission of Jurists and the preponderance of legal experts around the world. As for the "accumulated evil of the whole," torture comes immediately to mind. There is no getting around it. Torture is a war crime; a crime against humanity. And, assuming the polls have it right, part of that accumulation is the fact that a majority of our fellow citizens have been frightened into believing that it is permissible to dehumanize others to the point of torture.

Our country's leaders, including those who represent us in Congress - indeed, all of us - must open our eyes and step out of what Nazi war criminal Albert Speer called "moral contamination." We are only too willing to let our institutions do our sinning for us.

At the Nuremberg Trial, Speer, number three in the wartime Nazi hierarchy, was the only defendant to accept full responsibility not only for his own actions but also for those of the regime. Speer said he had become "inescapably contaminated morally":

"I did not see because I did not want to see ... there is no way I can avoid responsibility ... It is surprisingly easy to blind your moral eyes. I was like a man following a trail of bloodstained footprints through the snow without realizing someone had been injured."

Letter to John McCain

Last week, 33 of us retired intelligence officers sent a letter to Senator McCain expressing strong support for his amendment to reinforce the ban on cruel, inhuman, and degrading treatment of detainees by US personnel around the world. McCain's office has distributed the letter widely on the Hill, and a press release was issued, but so far mainstream media seem to have missed it. The letter says, in part:

"Those who press for 'flexibility' to abuse prisoners have been willing to forsake both effectiveness and our values as a nation on the misguided belief that abusive treatment will produce vital intelligence. But interrogation in the real world rarely resembles what we see on television and in the movies ... Thankfully, the choice between our values and success against the terrorist enemy is a false one. We must not be seduced by the fiction that adherence to our ideals is what stands between our great nation and the security it deserves."

Much depends on whether Senator McCain will stand on principle and resist watering down his amendment. Such a display of integrity would certainly set him apart these days in Washington.
(c) 2005 Ray McGovern served as a CIA analyst for 27 years -- from the administration of John F. Kennedy to that of George H. W. Bush. During the early 1980s, he was one of the writers/editors of the President's Daily Brief and briefed it one-on-one to the president's most senior advisers. He also chaired National Intelligence Estimates. In January 2003, he and four former colleagues founded Veteran Intelligence Professionals for Sanity.







Pesticide Testing On Kids

I'm whopperjawed. I'm stunned. I'm sick. I'm disgusted. I'm fuming.

If you thought that you could no longer be shocked by anything the Bushites do, you've obviously not heard of the latest, inhuman, totally depraved, appalling bit of evil coming out of Bush's EPA. These so-called environmental and health protectors have proposed a new rule regarding the testing of toxic pesticides on humans - a deplorable practice that the chemical makers have long favored. Because EPA had been caught supporting tests in which children were intentionally dosed with pesticides, congress mandated in August that the agency issue a rule permanently banning such pesticide tests, without exception.

In September, EPA issued its proposed rule, hailing it as "a landmark regulation on human studies," and flatly declaring that "certain kinds of human research can never be acceptable." Beyond its flowery declaration of ethical principles, however, EPA's proposal is 30 pages of fine print that viciously guts those very principles by giving the pesticide corporations clear-cut exceptions to the supposed ban on human testing.

Get ready to puke, for these are some of the exceptions:

- Neglected or abused infants can be subjected to pesticide tests, without the consent of parents or guardians.
- Mentally handicapped and orphaned infants may be used for tests for the sake of research.
- EPA will accept industry pesticide tests done on children outside the U.S., including in countries with minimal or no ethical standards.

Not only do these repulsive exceptions violate even the lowest level of human decency and morality, but they also are in direct violation of congress's mandate to allow no exceptions to the ban on such test - zero. The agency has cynically chosen industry profits over children's welfare.

This is Jim Hightower saying... The Organic Consumers Association is leading the fight against EPA's appalling proposal. To get information and get involved, call them at: 218-226-4164
(c) 2005 Jim Hightower's latest book, "If The Gods Had Meant Us To Vote They Would Have Given Us Candidates," is available in a fully revised and updated paperback edition.






Cornered By The Truth
By Sheila Samples

Elwood Bush: It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses!

Jake Blair: Hit it!

Elwood Bush: They're not gonna catch us! We're on a mission from God!

It was bizarre at first; even amusing in a hideous little way. When George "Elwood" Bush and Tony "Jake" Blair scrambled up on the international stage shortly after 9-11 and broke into their frenzied Blues Brothers routine, I fully expected the US Congress, the UK Parliament and citizens on both sides of the Atlantic to snort in derision and get up and walk out of the theater. I mean, c'mon...

"Saddam's comin' after us! He's a grave and gathering danger -- a horror like we've never known before!" Elwood Bush yelled, while gandy-dancing across the stage. "Saddam's the evilest evildoer in the world. He's got smokin' guns 'n mushroom clouds 'n torture chambers 'n rape rooms 'n he hates our freedom! He has stacks and piles of WMD! They're scattered all over the desert -- Colin's got pictures of 'em. They --"

"--They'll be here in 45 minutes if we don't attack!" Jake Blair screeched, his knees hitting his chin. "Stand back! Stand back!" he cried, shaking a sheaf of papers at the audience. "I have a dossier -- and I'm not afraid to use it!"

"Yes! Yes!! Fuck Saddam! We're takin' him out! Remember September the 11th!" Bush roared before leaping high in the air, making a perfect "split" landing then, with one hand on the floor, skittered around in circles, smirking at the cheering mob.

"JESUS H. TAP-DANCING CHRIST!!!" Blair screamed as he rolled his eyes and moon-walked around the twirling Bush -- "I have seen The Light!! Let's do it!"

And so they did it. Spurred by hyper-imagination and carried aloft on the shoulders of a corporate media war machine, they thundered off on their great adventure -- a two-headed, modern-day Orson Welles -- whipping up mass psychological terror by relentlessly shrieking that a new, more horrible "War of the Worlds" is upon us. They did it by trashing legislative bodies, trampling legions of anti-war protesters, and twisting facts to fit a tangle of lies.

They did it because fear foments chaos and disorder. People either streaming into the streets in terror or cowering under their beds in anticipation of impending disaster are easily manipulated into a dysfunctional public mass which accepts death and destruction as the new norm. As Hermann Goering said, it is a simple matter to control the people in any country. "All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the peacemakers for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger..."

Who knows what the truth is anymore? Each time the truth threatens to emerge, the dancing duo whomps it back into the shadows with a false-flag terror alert and, with the help of a treasonous media, we soon forget what it was that "almost" penetrated our consciousness. No truth has fought more valiantly to break free nor sent Bush and Blair into more strenuous dancing spasms than what actually happened on 9-11. We know the truth, but cannot, or will not, wrap our minds around it lest we be forced to stare aghast at ourselves in the mirror.

But the truth of that disastrous day will out, because anybody with half sense and one eye who has seen video of the WTC buildings imploding knows their miraculous freefall could be nothing short of a controlled demolition. Truth is, controlled demolitions all look alike -- if you've seen one of those suckers, you've seen 'em all. That's the truth. Forget the bouncing Bushball tale that jet fuel turned massive chunks of concrete to powder and brought towering buildings to earth at the speed of light, including one that wasn't even hit by an airplane.

The truth is out there in plain sight, and we must come to grips with it or Bush is correct -- we're not gonna catch them. Bush believes he is on a genocidal mission from God, and Blair makes his political decisions only after channeling "The Light," and cleansing himself by journeying to Mexico's fake Aztec pyramid, stripping down to swim trunks, gazing at "phantom animals" in a stream before slathering melon, papaya and mud over his body and emitting a "primal scream of psychic rebirth."

What could be more terrifying than suddenly realizing these two madmen, driven by arrogance, lust for power and insatiable greed are waging war on anything that moves, including their own citizens, in order to achieve the unachievable goal of seizing control of the world and all its resources? One is a bloodthirsty bully who would rather destroy the world rather than admit he's wrong. The other, an ambitious fop -- in over his head -- has no recourse but to cling to their "special relationship" [*] and hope for the best.

The best they have to distract our attention from the truth and to whip us back into submission -- one of the two options left on the table -- is the false-flag terror weapon, which has evolved from startling announcements of terrorists moving freely among us with bombs in their shoes, to absurd calls for plastic sheets and duct tape, to more deadly attacks wherein many innocents are maimed and killed. To succeed, this option depends on the final one -- the willingness of a dishonorable and treasonous media to roil the bloody disinformation waters until truth is lost in chaos.

Later we will be asked -- will ask ourselves -- how two such raging mad, desperately absurd fools managed to get away with such carnage. The only possible answer is they did it -- because they could. Because we allowed it. They cannot turn back because they know, as do we, that invading Iraq was the mother of all war crimes, and they are the terrorists who will be brought to justice in the International Criminal Court.

The truth has them cornered and, unless they are stopped, they will keep doing their ghoulish dance of death until the mushroom cloud that so fascinates them covers planet Earth like an umbrella. The skulls and bones of the innocent will continue to pile up unless we shake free of the evil spell cast across this land.

We can combat the two-pronged onslaught of Bush and Blair's War on the World by waking up and paying attention to what they are doing, by remembering the lies and deceit of the warmongers that catapaulted us into this bloody mess. We can stop them if we resist as individuals -- a vast, outraged sea of individuals who are mad as hell and flatly refuse to take any more. As Samuel Adams once said, "It does not require a majority to prevail, but rather an irate, tireless minority keen to set brush-fires in people's minds."

And that's the truth.

[*] The Special Relationship

The bombs go off
The legs go off
The heads go off

The arms go off
The feet go off
The light goes out

The heads go off
The legs go off
The lust is up

The dead are dirt
The lights go out
The dead are dust

A man bows down before another man
And sucks his lust

Harold Pinter August 2004
(c) 2005 Sheila Samples is an Oklahoma freelance writer and a former civilian US Army Public Information Officer. She is a regular contributor for a variety of Internet sites. Contact







Human Rights, Rendered Meaningless
Beauty of rendition policy is torture deniability
By Robert Scheer

The more we learn of the Bush administration's pervasive outsourcing of torture, the more sensible it seems as a policy. Evidently, our intelligence people, tainted as they are by the squeamish morality of Western civilization, are just not fully up to the task of getting prisoners to tell us what the administration wants us to hear.

Sure, they tried water boarding and extreme stress positions in Guantanamo, but would U.S. interrogators be willing to pull out fingernails or use electric shock, as was inflicted upon at least a dozen of the 625 Baghdad inmates released Sunday from yet another secret inhuman jail run by our Iraqi surrogates? Not guaranteed, and anyway, some conscious-stricken soldier likely would release photos, as one did at Abu Ghraib, and let the world in on our use of such special methods.

Better to use the services of those less democratic nations where torture is the norm, including some, such as Uzbekistan, that still have usable camps left over from Soviet-era torturers. That must be behind the logic of "extraordinary rendition," as it officially is called, in which it is acknowledged U.S. policy to turn over prisoners our government has captured to other nations deemed more effective in interrogation.

Nor can the deficiency of our own personnel be simply a lack of language skills, religious familiarity or cultural affinity between interrogator and subject, as apologists for the administration's policy have suggested. Over the last decades, many billions of dollars have been spent in supplying our intelligence agents with precisely that sort of expertise.

What clearly is missing is the will to go all the way in "breaking down" prisoners. There are just too many decent people scattered throughout our military and intelligence forces who would object publicly to such barbarism. They, and the American public when informed, would insist on limits, even when the president doesn't.

That must be why the CIA failed in its interrogation of an alleged high-ranking al Qaeda official back in January 2002 to prove the connection between Osama bin Laden and Saddam Hussein. Hey, no biggie, they just turned the captive, a Libyan named Ibn al-Shaykh al-Libi, over to Egypt's inquisitors who miraculously transformed him into a virtual spokesman for the Bush administration's case for invading Iraq.

Virtual, because he was shipped back to disappear in the Guantanamo Gulag, but his false witness was trumpeted by then-Secretary of State Colin Powell, Vice President Dick Cheney and the president, who stated on the eve of the congressional vote that authorized the Iraq invasion: "We've learned that Iraq has trained al Qaeda members in bomb-making and poisons and gases.'' What Bush did not say was that eight months earlier, the Defense Intelligence Agency, the top coordinating agency in such matters, concluded that al-Libi's testimony was totally bogus.

So, one must not jump to the conclusion correctly claimed by most experts on the subject that torture doesn't work just because it yields mostly false results from prisoners who want the torture to stop. In the case of al-Libi, torture worked splendidly to produce exactly the critical false evidence that the president needed to make his case for war.

The beauty of the rendition program is that the administration can still claim to be against torture because the host nation torturers gave us assurance that they abhor the practice. That is a devilishly clever posture, because there isn't a country in the world that admits to practicing torture. But it is one that offered no protection to Canadian citizen Maher Arar, who as CBS reported, was repeatedly tortured after being "rendered" to Syria, before being released without ever being charged with a crime. That should not come as a surprise to the State Department, whose annual Human Rights Report lists Syria high on its torture-nation roster. But yet the president insists, and the facts be damned, that "we do not render to countries that torture."

If so, why continue to block the "Torture Outsourcing Prevention Act" written by Rep. Ed Markey, D-Mass., which would forbid such "renditions" to nations known to practice torture? Because, as Markey put it, "In order to meet its obligations under the Convention Against Torture, this administration has been engaging in a piece of legalistic fiction. It asks the torturing country for 'diplomatic assurances' that the transferred detainee will not be tortured on the theory that a torturing country will keep its word."

The legal loophole for torture is too good a tool to give up, not as a means of catching the bad guys, but rather as needed cover in possible litigation against the self-proclaimed good guys gone wild.
(c) 2005 Robert Scheer







Meet The New Boss
By William Rivers Pitt

There is an election taking place in Iraq on Friday. According to those who still maintain some kind of hope that the wretched situation over there can be salvaged at the ballot box, this election will be a turning point. "If the result is seen to be fair and the government elected for the next four years is accepted as broadly representative of the interests of most Iraqis," writes Liz Sly in the Chicago Tribune, "there is a real chance that the insurgent violence and the sectarian rivalries that are pushing the country close to civil war will abate."

This vote, the third since the occupation began, is meant to elect a 275-person parliamentary body called the Council of Representatives. All 18 Iraqi provinces will be participating in the election. The Sunnis, who mostly boycotted the elections last January, are expected to participate in far larger numbers this time around. Leading Sunni clerics have issued a fatwa which decrees that Sunni participation in this election is a religious duty.

This election will be no panacea, despite what the hopefuls think. Every electoral model has the Shia and Kurds assuming dominant positions in the Iraqi government. Even if every Sunni in Iraq goes to the polls, they make up only 20% of the overall population. Electoral formulas meant to enhance Sunni power within an Iraqi government will still leave them deeply in the minority.

A collection of leading Sunni parties called the Iraqi Consensus Front has been pushing a straightforward slogan: "Our goal is to get the invaders out and rebuild the country." If their minority status prevents the Sunnis from achieving their first goal according to their wishes, they may well return to violence to achieve their second goal. A leaflet was broadly distributed in the Azamiyah neighborhood of Baghdad last Monday. Sunni Arabs may have a chance to advance their cause politically in the upcoming elections, read the leaflet, but "the fighting will continue with the infidels and their followers."

The campaigning itself, which ended on Tuesday, has been a half-baked farce all too reminiscent of America's watered-down and money-driven electioneering. Thanks to the assassinations and attempted assassinations of several candidates, and thanks to the ever-present threat of violence, almost all campaigning has been done via television. Because television time is prohibitively expensive, only the campaigns with significant financial resources will ever become known to the Iraqi people. Hundreds of viable candidates, a number of them secular, don't stand a chance next to well-funded religious campaigns whose cash comes from unknown and potentially dangerous outside sources.

Juan Cole, professor of Modern Middle East and South Asian History at the University of Michigan, does not see how this election can possibly be seen as credible. "As with the Jan. 30 elections," writes Cole, "the Dec. 15 elections are not being held in accordance with international standards of fairness, and cannot be. Proper elections would require that security be provided to voters and candidates. But there is no security. In many parts of the center-north, voters will have no guarantee of coming home alive. The only way the vote will happen at all is that the US military has forbidden all vehicular traffic, so everyone has to walk for the next few days. This tactic prevents car bombings from disrupting the elections, but it is a desperate measure and not a sign of an election that could be certified as free and fair."

In one sense, however, one can appreciate how difficult it must be to mount an effective political campaign in Iraq. Beyond the real possibility of getting shot, a candidate must face a divided populace that does not, according to a recent ABC News/Time poll taken in Iraq, seem to know what it wants. Make sense of these numbers: 90% believe Iraq needs democracy, but 91% believe Iraq needs a single strong leader; 48% want the mullahs to rule, but only 13% want an Islamic state; 48% think religious leaders should rule, while 49% think military leaders should rule.

The most gifted and adept American politician would struggle to develop a coherent message in this situation. Half the populace wants religious leadership, half the populace wants military leadership, and simultaneously the vast majority believes either of these is amenable to democracy. The only issue the Iraqi people have a clear consensus on is the occupation itself; by large majorities, they want the Americans out.

Imagine, for a moment, that the Iraqi elections on Friday come off without a hitch. No one is killed, maimed or intimidated into voting for a particular candidate by having a gun barrel put to his head. There are no hanging chads, no mayhem or madness. What will the Iraqi and American people get out of the incredible blood and treasure we have poured into this conflict?

We will get an Iraqi government dominated by known and notorious terrorists. We will get an Iraqi government dominated by Iran.

The Shia will walk away from Friday with the lion's share of control over the Iraqi government. The two most powerful Shia political parties, the ones that will come out of this with the big wins, are the Dawa Party and the Supreme Council of the Islamic Revolution in Iraq, which is known by the initials SCIRI. Both were founded and funded by Iran in the 1980s. Both have a history of spectacular violence against the United States and other nations. "These guys are murderers," says former CIA agent Bob Baer, who dealt with Dawa during the 1980s. "They were the core element that blew up our embassy in Beirut in 1983."

Paul Mulshine, writing last week for the New Jersey Star-Ledger, encapsulates this amazing turn of events. "What would you call someone who wants to hand over control of Iraq to a group of terrorists that first made its reputation by blowing up a couple of American embassies?" wrote Mulshine. "I'd call him President Bush. The group is called the Dawa party. In the early 1980s, Dawa terrorists bombed our embassies in Kuwait and in Lebanon. They were universally recognized as vicious America-hating, Iranian-supported terrorists. Now they're part of the coalition that is expected to win control of the new Iraqi parliament in Thursday's elections."

"The other coalition partners aren't much better," continued Mulshine. "The sanest group on the Shi'a side is the Supreme Council of the Islamic Revolution in Iraq. A 1984 Washington Post story portrayed the group, known by its initials SCIRI, as 'a kind of parent organization for four operational terrorist groups.' SCIRI was founded in Iran a couple of years earlier by the Ayatollah Khomeini with the goal of taking control of Iraq. Now, they're about to do so, courtesy of George W. Bush."

A walk through history serves to remind those afflicted with short attention spans of who exactly is about to take control of Iraq.

A story from US News and World Report dated December 26, 1983, titled "The New Face of Mideast Terrorism" describes the bombing of the American embassy in Kuwait: "The terrorist who detonated the truckload of explosives at the US Embassy in Kuwait was identified as a 25-year-old Iraqi belonging to an outlawed Moslem unit, the Iranian Dawa Group."

A story from the Associated Press dated February 11, 1984, titled "Trial of Bomb Blast Defendants Opens" describes the trial of 21 people charged with bombing American and French embassies: "Of the other defendants, 17 are Iraqis; two, Lebanese, three, Kuwaitis and two are stateless. Most of them said they belonged to Al-Dawa (Islamic Call) Party, an Iraqi movement of Shiite Moslem fanatics who are pro-Iranian."

A story from the Associated Press dated December 27, 1986, titled "Five Groups Claim Responsibility, Iraq Accuses Iran" describes the attempted hijacking of an Iraqi jetliner that resulted in the deaths of over 60 people: "The hijackers acted in cooperation with the Dawa party of pro-Iranian Iraqi Shiites."

Etc.

A sharp indictment of SCIRI and its ties to Iran and terrorism can be found, of all places, within the pages of the report put forth by the National Commission on Terrorist Attacks Upon the United States. This commission, put together to investigate the events of and leading up to September 11, heard expert testimony from Mark Gasiorowski, professor of Political Science and Director of International Studies at Louisiana State University.

In his testimony, Gasiorowski stated, "From the early 1980s until about 1996, Iran was directly involved in a wide variety of terrorist activities. It provided extensive support to Islamist terrorist groups such as Hezbollah (in Lebanon), Hamas, Palestinian Islamic Jihad, the Supreme Council for Islamic Revolution in Iraq (SCIRI), the Afghan Northern Alliance and its precursors." Gasiorowski goes on to state that Iran continues to support several terrorist groups, and includes SCIRI among them. "They are most strongly committed to Hezbollah and SCIRI," said Gasiorowski, "with which they have worked closely for over 20 years."

Excellent. It seems the best path to electoral victory in Iraq, besides kissing babies and avoiding assassins, involves a long history of terrorism and extreme violence against the United States. Former CIA agent Bob Baer stated in Mulshine's article, "So now we have a Shia terrorist state. Was this worth $6 billion a month?"

Almost certainly, we will hear apologists for both the Bush administration and the invasion downplay the incredible terrorist histories of the groups about to take over the Iraqi government. "Sure they were terrorists," we will hear, "but they're OK now." In other words, they are terrorists, but they are our terrorists.

Saddam Hussein was our terrorist in Iraq for years, so long as he directed his terrorism primarily at Iran. Osama bin Laden was our terrorist in Afghanistan for years, so long as he directed his terrorism at the Soviet Union. Anyone seeing a pattern developing here?

Just how interested is Iran in Friday's elections? The New York Times reported on Wednesday that, "Less than two days before nationwide elections, the Iraqi border police seized a tanker on Tuesday that had just crossed from Iran filled with thousands of forged ballots, an official at the Interior Ministry said. The Iranian truck driver told the police under interrogation that at least three other trucks filled with ballots had crossed from Iran at different spots along the border." American democracy at its finest, it seems.

It is amazing to consider that Americans, who have almost completely lost faith in the vote as an effective means of political participation at home, are somehow expected to believe that this vote will solve Iraq's incredible problems. One wonders how long it will be before the Vanishing Voter Project opens an office in Baghdad. In Iraq, of course, vanishing voters carry an entirely different meaning.

Don't get your hopes up come Friday. The worst possible outcome will involve horrific bloodshed and unrest. The best possible outcome will place two notoriously deadly terrorist organizations in charge of Iraq. Was this trip really necessary?
(c) 2005 William Rivers Pitt is the senior editor and lead writer for Truth Out. He is a New York Times and international bestselling author of two books - 'War on Iraq: What Team Bush Doesn't Want You to Know' and 'The Greatest Sedition is Silence.' Join the discussions at his blog forum.








Don't Like The News? Then Buy Your Own!

Covert manipulation of the Iraqi news media certainly must have seemed like a brilliant idea to some civilian genius in the Pentagon. In a conflict that is costing us billions every week, even the projected cost of $300 million must have seemed cheap. What could possibly go wrong with a plan to pay journalists in Baghdad for favorable coverage of the coalition war effort?

The practical problem with such schemes-as any historian of the Cold War might have told the Bush administration's eager beavers-is their inevitable exposure. That's what happened decades ago, when C.I.A.-financed journalists and publications were exposed at home and abroad. Certainly that was the predictable conclusion of this misadventure, too, which relied rather heavily on the tradecraft of inexperienced and arrogant young Republican boobs at an outfit called the Lincoln Group.

Unlike their Cold War forebears, the Lincoln Group flacks couldn't keep the secret for months, let alone years. But the end result is always the same: international embarrassment and severely diminished credibility.

Paying for favorable news stories is a morally defective strategy as well, of course. The fear of tainting our own democratic process is why the C.I.A. was, from the beginning, legally forbidden from conducting propaganda operations within the United States. Allowing the government to subvert public discourse with dirty money and phony information is a long step toward tyranny.

As explained by National Security Advisor Stephen Hadley-who claimed to be unaware of this program, as did Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld-this kind of behavior is inconsistent with our stated mission of promoting freedom and democracy in Iraq, and is "not the kind of policy we want to pursue."

Or is it? Unfortunately, much evidence suggests that the Bush administration habitually engages in these unsavory activities. Not so long ago, we learned that government agencies had been paying two friendly conservative opinion columnists, Armstrong Williams and Maggie Gallagher, both of whom regularly promote administration policy in print and on the airwaves. But that scandal, however disturbing, cannot compare to what we now know about the domestic propaganda that led to the war in Iraq.

In the Dec. 1 issue of Rolling Stone magazine, James Bamford, one of the nation's leading intelligence correspondents, exposes how a Pentagon contractor called the Rendon Group funneled alarming disinformation about Iraqi weapons of mass destruction into the news media, both here and abroad. The story begins with the C.I.A.-funded creation of the Iraqi National Congress by Rendon more than a decade ago, as a means to destabilize Saddam Hussein's regime.

When the C.I.A. no longer trusted the I.N.C. and its dubious leader, Ahmed Chalabi, he moved on to the Pentagon-where he embarked on an even more ambitious and expensive plan to promote an American invasion of Iraq. According to Mr. Bamford, that campaign relied on Iraqi defectors like Adnan Ihsan Saeed al-Haideri, a civil engineer who told frightening stories about Saddam's concealed chemical, biological and nuclear materials. He claimed to have built secret facilities to hide this imminently threatening arsenal in various wells, palaces, villas and hospitals.

He had also failed a C.I.A. polygraph test, but that didn't prevent Mr. Chalabi from promoting his tale to the Australian Broadcasting Corporation and The New York Times, which published Judith Miller's version on Dec. 20, 2001. "An Iraqi Defector Tells of Work on at Least 20 Hidden Weapons Sites," blared the front-page headline. The rest of the malleable media obediently echoed the Miller story, which was amplified during the following year by the President and his cabinet.

That crass fabrication, as Mr. Bamford explains, was only the beginning of "a long line of hyped and fraudulent stories that would eventually propel the U.S. into a war with Iraq-the first war based almost entirely on a covert propaganda campaign targeting the media." American taxpayers paid more than $100 million in secret government contracts that resulted in lies being "blown back" into our news media.

Given the contempt with which the President and his associates treat the news media, perhaps these scams should come as no surprise. Just the other day, after the Iraqi news payments were revealed, Mr. Rumsfeld complained (again) about coverage of the war. The media, which cannot travel within the country because Iraq is too dangerous, doesn't report enough good news, he said, and concentrates too much on casualties and killings.

It isn't hard to imagine that powerful officials frustrated by reality-based reporting, with billions of dollars at their disposal, would be tempted to buy news more to their liking. And if fake news is good enough for the Iraqis, why shouldn't it be good enough for us?

Luckily, the same incompetence that plagues the war effort also guarantees that this government's "secret" propaganda will ultimately be as conspicuous as a bad toupee. Let us hope that Congress will investigate these costly, humiliating and possibly illegal episodes and that the perpetrators will be fully exposed. That is the only way to remove this stain.
(c) 2005 You may reach Joe via email at: Joe Conason





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"You can't allow somebody to commit the crime before you detain them, because if they commit the crime, thousands of innocent people die."
---Condoleeza Rice ---








Rumsfeld's Handshake Deal With Saddam: History Out Of Media Bounds
By Norman Solomon

Christmas came 11 days early for Donald Rumsfeld two years ago when the news broke that American forces had pulled Saddam Hussein from a spidery hole. During interviews about the capture, on CBS and ABC, the Pentagon's top man was upbeat. And he didn't have to deal with a question that Lesley Stahl or Peter Jennings could have logically chosen to ask: "Secretary Rumsfeld, you met with Saddam almost exactly 20 years ago and shook his hand. What kind of guy was he?"

Now, Saddam Hussein has gone on trial, but such questions remain unasked by mainstream U.S. journalists. Rumsfeld met with Hussein in Baghdad on behalf of the Reagan administration, opening up strong diplomatic and military ties that lasted through six more years of Saddam's murderous brutality.

As it happens, the initial trial of Saddam and co-defendants is focusing on grisly crimes that occurred the year before Rumsfeld gripped his hand. "The first witness, Ahmad Hassan Muhammad, 38, riveted the courtroom with the scenes of torture he witnessed after his arrest in 1982, including a meat grinder with human hair and blood under it," the New York Times reported on Dec. 6. And: "At one point, Mr. Muhammad briefly broke down in tears as he recalled how his brother was tortured with electrical shocks in front of their 77-year-old father."

The victims were Shiites -- 143 men and adolescent boys, according to the charges -- tortured and killed in the Iraqi town of Dujail after an assassination attempt against Saddam in early July of 1982. Donald Rumsfeld became the Reagan administration's Middle East special envoy 15 months later.

On Dec. 20, 1983, the Washington Post reported that Rumsfeld "visited Iraq in what U.S. officials said was an attempt to bolster the already improving U.S. relations with that country." A couple of days later, the New York Times cited a "senior American official" who "said that the United States remained ready to establish full diplomatic relations with Iraq and that it was up to the Iraqis."

On March 29, 1984, the Times reported: "American diplomats pronounce themselves satisfied with relations between Iraq and the United States and suggest that normal diplomatic ties have been restored in all but name." Washington had some goodies for Saddam's regime, the Times account noted, including "agricultural-commodity credits totaling $840 million." And while "no results of the talks have been announced" after the Rumsfeld visit to Baghdad three months earlier, "Western European diplomats assume that the United States now exchanges some intelligence on Iran with Iraq."

A few months later, on July 17, 1984, a Times article with a Baghdad dateline sketchily filled in a bit more information, saying that the U.S. government "granted Iraq about $2 billion in commodity credits to buy food over the last two years." The story recalled that "Donald Rumsfeld, the former Middle East special envoy, held two private meetings with the Iraqi president here," and the dispatch mentioned in passing that "State Department human rights reports have been uniformly critical of the Iraqi President, contending that he ran a police state."

Full diplomatic relations between Washington and Baghdad were restored 11 months after Rumsfeld's December 1983 visit with Saddam. He went on to use poison gas later in the decade, actions which scarcely harmed relations with the Reagan administration.

As the most senior U.S. official to visit Iraq in six years, Rumsfeld had served as Reagan's point man for warming relations with Saddam. In 1984, the administration engineered the sale to Baghdad of 45 ostensibly civilian-use Bell 214ST helicopters. Saddam's military found them quite useful for attacking Kurdish civilians with poison gas in 1988, according to U.S. intelligence sources. "In response to the gassing," journalist Jeremy Scahill has pointed out, "sweeping sanctions were unanimously passed by the U.S. Senate that would have denied Iraq access to most U.S. technology. The measure was killed by the White House."

The USA's big media institutions did little to illuminate how Washington and business interests combined to strengthen and arm Saddam Hussein during many of his worst crimes. "In the 1980s and afterward, the United States underwrote 24 American corporations so they could sell to Saddam Hussein weapons of mass destruction, which he used against Iran, at that time the prime Middle Eastern enemy of the United States," writes Ben Bagdikian, a former assistant managing editor of the Washington Post, in his book The New Media Monopoly. "Hussein used U.S.-supplied poison gas" against Iranians and Kurds "while the United States looked the other way."

Of course the crimes of the Saddam Hussein regime were not just in the future when Rumsfeld came bearing gifts in 1983. Saddam's large-scale atrocities had been going on for a long time. Among them were the methodical torture and murders in Dujail that have been front-paged this week in coverage of the former dictator's trial; they occurred 17 months before Rumsfeld arrived in Baghdad.

Today, inside the corporate media frame, history can be supremely relevant when it focuses on Hussein's torture and genocide. But the historic assistance of the U.S. government and American firms is largely off the subject and beside the point.

A photo of Donald Rumsfeld shaking Saddam's hand on Dec. 20, 1983, is easily available. (It takes a few seconds to find via Google.) But the picture has been notably absent from the array of historic images that U.S. media outlets are providing to viewers and readers in coverage of the Saddam Hussein trial. And journalistic mention of Rumsfeld's key role in aiding the Iraqi tyrant has been similarly absent. Apparently, in the world according to U.S. mass media, some history matters profoundly and some doesn't matter at all.
(c) 2005 Norman Solomon. This article includes an excerpt from the new book "War Made Easy: How Presidents and Pundits Keep Spinning Us to Death." For information, go to: www.WarMadeEasy.com







CIA War Crimes
CIA has documented every use of its exclusive 'enhanced interrogation techniques'
By Nat Hentoff

Nothing in the [Geneva] Conventions [on the treatment of prisoners of war] precludes directed interrogations. They do, however, prohibit torture and humiliation of detainees, whether or not they are deemed P.O.W.'s. These are standards that are never obsolete-they cut to the heart of how moral people must treat other human beings. John McCain , in Torture: A Human Rights Perspective, edited by Kenneth Roth and Minky Worden (The New Press)

In a November 21 USA Today interview with Porter Goss, the head of the CIA "declined to describe interrogation methods exclusive to the CIA." He thereby confirmed Attorney General Alberto Gonzales's statement during his confirmation hearings that the CIA has "special powers." Where did the CIA get permission to overrule the rule of law? The word came from a classified directive by President George W. Bush soon after 9-11, and was confirmed by Attorney General Alberto Gonzales. (Emphases added.)

Therefore, whatever is increasingly revealed about how the CIA uses its grant of cruel and unusual exclusivity in dealing with prisoners makes George W. Bush directly accountable for any crimes committed.

This president is not going to be impeached, except by history. However, historians will find reams of evidence against him and other members of his administration in such books as The Torture Papers, edited by Karen Greenberg and Joshua Dratel (Cambridge University Press), and Torture and Truth, by Mark Danner (a New York Review of Books volume).

Also contributing to the immutable record are such journalists as Dana Priest of The Washington Post and Brian Ross of ABC News. Revealing why the ratings of network television newscasts continue to drop is the disgraceful decision by the producers of ABC's World News Tonight to give only three and a half minutes to the Brian Ross investigation of some of the interrogation techniques Porter Goss will not describe.

But Ross and Richard Esposito detailed them at length on abcnews.com on November 18. (I believe the late Peter Jennings would have given much more than three and a half minutes to this breakthrough story on World News Tonight.)

Last week, I quoted what Brian Ross had found from present and former CIA officers and supervisors about extracting confessions from "water boarding." Ross also cited a description of that "exclusive" CIA technique by John Sifton of Human Rights Watch: "The person[s] believe they are being killed, and as such, it really amounts to a mock execution, which is illegal under international law."

Indeed, what we are learning about the CIA's "enhanced interrogation techniques" are also violations of our own War Crimes Act (Section 2441 of the federal criminal code). This statute also provides that:

"Whoever, whether inside or outside the United States, commits a war crime . . . shall be fined under this title or imprisoned for life, or any term of years, or both, and if death results to the victim, shall also be subject to the penalty of death."

Our War Crimes Act criminalizes as a "war crime" a "grave breach" of Common Article 3 of the Geneva Conventions, which this country ratified.

As page 1160 of The Torture Papers explains: "With respect to interrogation in armed conflict, Common Article 3 requires humane treatment generally, and specifically forbids 'cruel treatment and torture' or 'outrages upon personal dignity, in particular humiliating and degrading treatment.' "

From CIA sources, Brian Ross has cited six of the "enhanced interrogation techniques." Among them is "Long Time Standing": "This technique is described as among the most effective. Prisoners are forced to stand, handcuffed and with their feet shackled to an eye bolt on the floor for more than 40 hours. Exhaustion and sleep deprivation are effective in yielding confessions."

Another technique is "The Cold Cell": "The prisoner is left to stand naked in a cell kept near 50 degrees. Throughout the time in the cell the prisoner is doused with cold water."

Now, here is a smoking gun from the Ross report:

"According to CIA sources, Ibn al Shaykh al Libbi, after two weeks of enhanced interrogation, made statements that were designed to tell the interrogators what they wanted to hear . . . al Libbi had been subjected to each of the progressively harsher techniques in turn and finally broke after being water boarded and then left to stand naked in his cold cell overnight where he was doused with cold water at regular intervals.

" His statements became part of the basis for the Bush administration claims that Iraq trained Al Qaeda members to use biochemical weapons. Sources tell ABC that it was later established that al Libbi had no knowledge of such training or weapons and fabricated the statements because he was terrified of further harsh treatment." (Emphasis added.)

Since these war crimes, including torture as defined in international and American law, are being done in our name, the following Brian Ross discovery should lead to a congressional investigation with subpoena powers all the way to the top of the chain of command:

"According to the sources, when an interrogator wishes to use a particular technique on a prisoner, the policy at the CIA is that each step of the interrogation process must be signed off at the highest level-by the deputy director of operations for the CIA. A cable must be sent and a reply received each time a progres- sively harsher technique is used . . . there are few known instances when an approval has not been granted. Still, even the toughest critics of the techniques say they are relatively well monitored and limited in use."

How "limited in use"? And what about those of the techniques that are war crimes under the definitions in law that I have cited? The CIA has all the information about their use. Meanwhile, around the world, and not only among our enemies, this country is increasingly seen as a habitual, egregious violator of human rights. Let's finally put the CIA under the rule of law.

We can only begin to redeem ourselves in the war on terrorism by holding publicly accountable those who have authorized, as well as committed, these "enhanced interrogation techniques." But the Democratic Party leadership appears to be afraid to make this a centerpiece of its opposition to the Bush administration.
(c) 2005 Nat Hentoff ... The Village Voice





Dead Letter Office ...

Heil Bush,

Dear Propaganda Ansanger O'Reilly,

Congratulations you have just been awarded the 'Vidkun Quisling Award' for 2005! Your name will now live throughout history with such past award winners as Marcus Junius Brutus, Judas Iscariot, Benedict Arnold, George Stephanopoulos, Ralph Nader, Vidkun Quisling and last year's winner Volksjudge Anthony (Fat Tony) Kennedy.

Without your lock-step calling for the repeal of the Constitution, your support of our two coup d'etats, your holiday attack on all non-christians, Iraq and these many other profitable oil wars to come would have been impossible! With the help of our mutual friends, the other "Media Whores," you have made it possible for all of us to goose-step off to a brave new bank account!

Along with this award there will be diamond clusters to your Iron Cross presented by our glorious Fuhrer herr Bush at a gala celebration at the "Wolf's Lair" formally 'Rancho de Bimbo' on 12-31-2005. We salute you herr O'Reilly, Sieg Heil!

Signed,
Vice Fuhrer Cheney

Heil Bush






Fresh Ideas For Last-Minute Christmas Shoppers
By Molly Ivins

AUSTIN, Texas -- Pre-procrastination Christmas booklist! Look at this, fellow procrastinators -- almost two weeks before the actual day, and here I am to solve all your shopping problems with the annual one-stop, hit-the-bookstore with less than 24-hours-to-go, all-purpose Procrastinator's List.

Now, the only challenge is to hang onto the list long enough to get to a bookstore, lest we ONCE AGAIN wind up as the last customer at the Jiffy Mart at 11:45 p.m. Christmas Eve, trying to decide whether our nearest and dearest would prefer a nice jug of STP 40W or the new hemorrhoid cure.

For a terrific read and a great political yarn, "An Unreasonable Woman: A True Story of Shrimpers, Politicos, Polluters and the Fight for Seadrift, Texas" is my nomination for best surprise book of the year.

The story of Diane Wilson and her decade-long fight against a multinational chemical company pretty much has everything from corporate chicanery to political hoggery to fab Texas characters. It's a bit like a true version of John Le Carre's "The Constant Gardener," only starring a chemical company and a true-grit Texas working-class woman with five kids and a mouth on her, who just happens to be one of the best writers I've come across in years. Not just enviros, activists and liberals, but all will celebrate what one citizen can do against power.

It's lovely to hear from an older Kurt Vonnegut in a book of what might be called 'easily digested meditations' -- "A Man Without a Country" -- except Vonnegut has always been able to make getting through mental fiber seem effortless.

He's a little sadder and little angrier perhaps than he used to be, but then, as he puts it, almost everyone he knows is dead now, and he no longer has a country. Vonnegut is still an irresistible writer who can make you smile, wistfully.

Also in an elegiac key -- but that astonishing precision that distinguishes all her work -- Joan Didion's "Year of Magical Thinking" is a great writer's gift to all of us. It's the gift of recognition, the incomparable solace that comes from connecting to someone who gets it right, who makes you say: "Yes. That's it. That's what this experience is."

For Aunt Eula and other mystery lovers, life is easy. A new P.D. James ("The Lighthouse"), a new Alexander McCall Smith ("In the Company of Ladies"), a new Reginald Hill ("The Stranger House") and the fun Texas series by Ben Rehder ("Guilt Trip," "Flat Crazy" and "Buck Fever") set in the "Texas Hill Country and based on hunting and other good stuff."

Not quite in the category of "They're friends of mine, but ..." as they are getting great reviews all by their own, there are two young Texas journalists of whom I am immensely proud who have new books. I am connected to them through our having worked, during separate eras, at the Texas Observer, incubator of so much Texas talent.

Nate Blakeslee, who broke the extraordinary story "Tulia: Race, Cocaine and Corruption in a Small Texas Town," is a reminder of why investigative journalism at every level is so important. Blakeslee's story of how he and few other crusaders pulled off the near-impossible by getting a bunch of innocent black people freed from Texas prison is wonderful.

An equally arresting voice in fiction, Karen Olsson, has a novel, "Waterloo," that is the definitive wry, hip Austin novel. Years ago, another Observer alum, Billy Lee Brammer, wrote the classic Texas political novel "The Gay Place" about Austin -- fascinating to see the city through time and different eyes.

For children on your list, the Great and Invaluable Eden Lipson, now retired from The New York Times, points out not only is there a new Harry Potter, but no self respecting bookstore will be out of it. "The Lightning Thief" is an adventure for kids in the mid grades by Rick Riordan -- a boy with ADD turns out to be the son of the sea god Poseidon.

For the picture-book crowd, there is the hilarious "The Problem With Chickens" by Ruth McMillan and illustrated by Gunnella. How wonderful that so many good writers are doing children's books. Carl Hiaasen's new one is "Flush," and it is truly good enough for "all ages."

Finally, a classic picture book, "D'Aulaires' Book of Norse Myths," by Ingri and Edgar Parin D'Aulaire, has been reissued, and it's a companion to their book of Greek myths.
(c) 2005 Molly Ivins








Bush's Speech: Loose, Confident, And Utterly Deluded
By Arianna Huffington

Whenever I ask Democratic Party leaders why they continue to be so timid about pushing the president on getting out of Iraq, I keep getting the same off-the-record answer: GOP fears about the '06 election are going to force Bush to start pulling out anyway, so why should they risk putting themselves on the line? It's the Democratic foreign policy establishment's mantra and Hillary's strategy for keeping her head -- and her voice -- down until the withdrawal starts.

But listening to the president's speech today, he sure didn't sound like a man looking at 2006. Indeed, he sounded like a man willing to sacrifice everything -- including Republican control of Congress -- if he believes that is what it will take to go down in history as a great president, one who dragged the Middle East kicking and screaming into the bosom of democracy.

What impact this will have on the GOP's political prospects will depend on what the Democrats do. But the president's fanaticism is a scary prospect for the country.

The latest issues of both Time and Newsweek paint a portrait of an isolated president detached from the reality of all that is going on around him. Nothing seems to be penetrating -- not the rising death toll, not his depressed poll numbers, not the continuing revelations about the deceptions his administration used to lead us to war. Not even the growing skepticism about the war being expressed within his own party.

And today's speech showed that it might be even worse than we think. Bush came across as a true believer who refuses to let little things like facts get in the way -- a zealot who has utterly convinced himself that fighting on (and on and on) in Iraq is the right thing for America and the world.

This man-on-a-mission mien was particularly evident during the brief Q & A session the president engaged in after his speech. You heard me right; the president actually took questions from members of the audience (you think someone on his staff might actually be reading the HuffPost?

He should do it more often. He came across as very relaxed and confident. Loosey-goosey, even -- at one point joking, after someone asked a question off-mike, "I'll repeat the question. If I don't like it, I'll make it up." Got a big laugh. Of course, he delivered this zinger immediately after estimating that 30,000 Iraqis had died in the war, so maybe he should spare us the stand-up.

The most revealing moment came when a questioner asked why the president continues to "invoke 9/11 as justification for the invasion of Iraq" when no such link existed (indeed, the president mentioned 9/11 in the first 30 seconds of his speech). After saying he appreciated the question, the president proceeded to once again link 9/11 to Saddam and said of the decision to remove him: "And knowing what I know today, I'd make the decision again."

Really? Wow. So knowing what we know today about WMD, and knowing what we know today about how poorly the occupation has gone, how surprisingly resilient the insurgency has been, how failed our efforts at reconstruction... knowing all that, he'd "make the decision again"? Not even his partner in zealotry Paul Wolfowitz is that deluded.

Just call him a cockeyed optimist. A deluded cockeyed optimist. Or, as Newsweek had it, Bush in the Bubble.

The president made the task of building "a lasting democracy in the heart of the Middle East" the central focus of his speech -- mentioning the words democracy and its derivations 59 times. I guess he missed the most disheartening part of the new ABC News poll, which showed that just 45 percent of Iraqis living in Shiite areas, and only 38 percent of those living in Sunni areas, "prefer democracy to either strongman rule or an Islamic state." Or the part that showed more than two thirds of Iraqis oppose the presence of U.S. troops in their country, and 45 percent want us to either "leave now" or as soon as the new government takes office.

The president ended his appearance by saying, "My job as the president is to see the world the way it is, not the way we hope it is." Well then, he's utterly failing at the assignment. Everything he'd said in the previous hour showed his approach to be the exact opposite to those marching orders. He's turning a blind eye to reality and operating entirely on wishful thinking.

I trust leaders of both parties were paying attention this morning. If they were, here's what each side should take away from it:

The Democrats need to realize that Bush is so far gone on Iraq, he's not going to allow himself to be driven by what's good for the GOP (which also happens to be what's good for the country). So they've got to stop waiting for Bush to do the political math, and start offering their full-throated support to Jack Murtha.

And Republicans, particularly those concerned about getting their clocks cleaned in '06, need to take a page from the Watergate years, and send a delegation of party leaders -- pick those not currently under indictment -- up to the White House to tell the president that the jig is up. In 1974, GOP leaders, including Barry Goldwater and Hugh Scott, convinced Nixon that it was time for him to get out of Washington. The question is, will anyone be able to convince George Bush that it's time for us to get out of Iraq?
(c) 2005 Arianna Huffington



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Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer
By Elmo and Patsy

Grandma got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me an' Grandpa, we believe.

She'd been drinking too much eggnog,
And we begged her not to go.
But she forgot her medication,
And she staggered out the door into the snow.

When we found her Christmas morning,
At the scene of the attack
She had hoof prints on her forehead,
And incriminating Claus marks on her back.

Grandma got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me an' Grandpa, we believe.

Now we're all so proud of Grandpa,
He's been taking this so well.
See him in there watching football,
Drinking beer and playing cards with cousin Mel.

It's not Christmas without Grandma,
All the family's dressed in black.
And we just can't help but wonder
Should we open up her gifts
or send them back? SEND THEM BACK!!!

Grandma got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me an' Grandpa, we believe.

Now the goose is on the table
And the pudding made of fig (ahhhhh!)
And the blue and silver candles,
That would just have matched the hair in Grandma's wig.

I've warned all my friends and neighbours,
Better watch out for yourselves.
They should never give a license,
To a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves.

Sing it, Grandpa!

Grandma got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me an' Grandpa, we believe.
(c) 1979/2005 Elmo & Patsy





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King Kong: Bestiality Is Booming At the Box Office!

Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion." - Leviticus 18:23

Movie Review by Pastor Deacon Fred - 11 AM Service

Freehold, Iowa - Some of you present here today are old enough to remember when Pastor Deacon Brooks was standing in this same pulpit nearly 71 years ago talking about a movie called "King Kong," and how it rhymed with "Dong," which was a buzzword in the homosexual community for "male genitalia," back in the 1930's. Well, Pastor Brooks didn't stop there, and I'm not going to stop either! He warned the congregation about the approaching cloud of decadence in a far away land called, "California." He spoke out against the movie, "King Kong," and tried to wake up those ignorant Americans who were too blind from masturbating to see that a movie about bestiality on a grand scale was being unleashed in theaters across our Christian country!

His words ring true today, as Christian Americans are faced again with crisis after crisis. If it isn't the witchcraft being taught in the Harry Potter movie, it is bound to be something else! The rampant allusions to sodomy in the movie, Elf. The perverted pedophilia in the Rug Rats Cartoons, the overt sexuality in Toy Story II, and yes - even the shocking theme of gay marriage woven throughout the animation of Finding Nemo. Well, it is our duty as Christians to stand up against the smut being hurled at us from Hollywood. And I am not going to stand here and ruin our Godly reputation by ignoring a movie about a giant ape who wants nothing more than to place his hairy business betwixt the soft loins of a female human, and split her right in half! Amen? Shame on you Mr. Director, Peter Jackson! May God's judgment fall upon you for dragging out this sick film again, and I pray that you receive great suffering at the hands of Jesus Christ in the fires of Hell for having the outright audacity to glorify the sin of bestiality on such a grand scale!

We were deceived by your Lord of the Rings movies, Mr. Jackson! But we're not going to stand by and let it happen again. Bestiality films are not allowed to be shown in public theaters around Freehold, Iowa - so Mr. Peter Jackson is going to have to find another town where he can peddle his smut. I reiterate the words of Pastor Deacon Brooks before me, and I'm here to say "NO!" on behalf of every single Bible believing Christian in America! I grant each member of this congregation the deputized powers of the Holy Ghost! It is your sworn duty - your Christian obligation to block this movie from release and prevent unsaved people from seeing it. By the powers granted me by the Lord Jesus Christ, I give you the authority to chain yourselves to theater doors, block entrances to bookstores, zoos, safari's, and anything else with a damned monkey in it!

This movie has me and Jesus so upset that I think we're going to run down to the local zoo and shoot up all the chimps! That might even stop them biologists in Des Moines from researching evolution! I know one thing for sure - you'd better get rid of the monkeys and apes, or at least keep them out sight - for mark my words! There will be a plague of man-beast sexual relations unleashed upon this country with such swiftness, it will make the Devil's head spin!

Look how far we've come as a nation! Don't let the lewdness and immorality brought on by the release of this film in the 1930's return to corrupt our Godly country. I am meeting with President Bush at the National Prayer Breakfast in a couple of weeks, and I will make sure this film is brought to his attention. Peter Jackson won't be laughing in that sinister and smug foreign cackle of his when President Bush refuses to grant him permission to come ashore. And why wouldn't he? We don't welcome pedophile directors in God's country, so why should we welcome bestialitators?
(c) 2005 The Landover Baptist Church



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