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In This Edition We spotlight the cartoons of John Chuckman with additional cartoons from Political Strikes, Ted Rall, Chris Whitehouse, Wasserman, MoPaul and Chadsux. In part VIII of "Gimmie That Old Time Religion" Dana Milbank & Thomas B. Edsall report that, "Faith Initiative May Be Revised Criticism Surprises Administration." Ed Vulliamy shows us, "The President Who Bought Power And Sold The World." Joe Conason reasons, "Bush Shows Class In Favoring Rich." Gene Lyons says, "Tabloids Could Be President Bush's Undoing!" Michael Starks explains, "Propaganda 101." Tally Briggs reports on, "The Awakening." James Higdon gives us part one of, "Invasion Of The Individual Liberty Snatchers." Europes view of Smirky is reported on by The Guardian in, "Mr Bush Has Put US Credibility On The Line." Senator Nelson wins the "Vidkun Quisling Award" for 2001! Molly Ivins repeats, "Scary Talk From Shrub And The Veeper." Rebecca Kaplan sees a way out in, "Let's Get The USA Kicked Out Of FTAA For Violating The Democracy Clause." And finally The Onion gives us insight on the, "Nine Drawn And Quarted At Out-Of-Hand Renaissance Fair but first Uncle Ernie says, "Don't Follow Leaders!" Plus we have all of your favorite departments! Welcome one and all to "Uncle Ernie's Issues & Alibis." We hope you enjoy your stay! |

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Don't follow leaders. Watch the parkin' meters! … Bob Dylan
Bob gives some million-dollar advice in those lines from Subterranean Homesick Blues. I’ll address the former in today’s rant!
Mussolini coined the phrase to describe himself and every other Fascist dictator since Julius Caesar as a "Cult of Personality." These folks all had at least one thing in common they all had the ability to "Hypmotize" the masses. From Alexander the Great to Derr Snifter they could mesmerize the people with the spoken word. Amassing a huge following of the easily confused and in time marching off to conquer the world. Fortunately we don’t have to worry about Smirky becoming the next Napoleon, as he would be hard pressed to string together four complete sentences without inventing new words or becoming tongue-tied. Makes you proud to be an American doesn’t it? NOT!
Still, when you consider all that his masters had to overcome to put chimp boy in office it is truly impressive. I used to have some respect for Harvard and Yale but if Smirky is any indication of what it takes to get an MBA at Harvard or a BA at Yale I will have to rethink my opinions of them. Some see Cheney as the Duke of Gloucester hungrily eyeing the throne but I see them as an evil Laurel & Hardy with Smirky as Stan and Cheney as Ollie. Happy go-lucky bumbling incompetents, just who we want in control of those 7000 ICMS and H-Bombs. And it seems they are desperately trying to bring back the 'Cold War' or perhaps a new hot one? Just the thing we need, how nice. Not!
In less than 100 days they have managed to destroy a world that was slowly coming together. They have alienated East & West alike. Is this merely saber rattling? The new kid on the block trying to establish the pecking order and ruffling a few feathers in the process, perhaps? Perhaps, NOT!
Is it for the benefit of the already cowering Democrats? Just rubbing it in their faces, that yes I just stole the election, destroyed what remained of the Republic, sold the American peoples rights off to the Corporations, not to mention their health and environment. Yes a lot of "Balls" for the loser of the election. The 'creature without a mandate,' the infamous American traitor, a drunk driving, cocaine snorting, baby killing, draft dodging, AWOL is now the world most powerful man! Be afraid America, be very afraid! As I said in last week’s rant Bushit & company reminded me of Germany in 1931. Fortunately Dubya hasn’t got Hitler’s speaking ability or his boyish charms but he has his families abilities and knowledge. Remember Grand Pappy's Bush & Walker were as responsible for the rise and ascendancy of the Nazis as Hitler himself. So the Bush’s and Walkers have hands on experience. They also know how to make it pay. Boy Howdy, do they know how to make it pay! Or perhaps there was no one pulling strings and the Extreme Court wasn’t biased as they wrote new law and definitions of sedition? Perhaps? Not!
So to all you ‘Walter Middy’ types who day-dream about joining the party, strapping on the arm band and leaving Accountancy to become the new Gruppen-Fuhrer of Cleveland; just a few words to the wise before you go goose-stepping off into a ‘Brave New World!’ Nobody likes a Tory! Let me repeat that … "NOBODY LIKES A TORY!" They tend to get tarred and feathered and run out of town on a rail and talked about behind their backs in supermarket lines. They get shunned at church socials and their skeletons are often found doubled up inside building cornerstones a hundred years in the future. Or perhaps you and your mistress will be hung upside down by a friendly group of patriots in at a gas station somewhere? As for me, I’m buying stock in armament companies, oil companies, lumber companies, coal companies and liquor distilleries. NOT!
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Gimmie That Old Time Religion VIII Faith Initiative May Be Revised
Criticism Surprises Administration
The Bush administration will delay action on parts of its plan to channel
more government money to religious charities until it can quiet some of the
surprisingly vehement opposition to the program.
"We're postponing," said Don Eberly, deputy director of the White House
Office of Faith-Based and Community Initiatives. "We're not ready to send our
own bill up." Eberly acknowledged that the proposal "may need to be corrected
in some areas," particularly the interplay between religious programs and
government funding.
The White House expected church-state separation groups to object to the
program. But it didn't expect a chorus of doubts from religious conservatives
such as Pat Robertson, Jerry Falwell, Richard Land, Michael Horowitz and even
Marvin Olasky, one of the program's early architects. They worry that
churches would be corrupted by government regulations or that objectionable
sects would be rewarded.
President Bush, in an interview Friday, expressed confidence in the program,
a cornerstone of his "compassionate conservatism" that once seemed to be an
innocuous program meant to boost charitable works.
Some people "are worried that once government gets in their lives, government
will force a change in their religion," he said. "There are some who worry
about, once government gets involved, government will force religion on
people. And I am mindful of those concerns, and our policy will understand
that. We'll fashion a policy -- that we have already fashioned -- that will,
I believe, answer those critics."
What Bush calls his faith-based initiative is a much broader program that
includes noncontroversial provisions that will likely be implemented quickly
and quietly. A proposal to expand the charitable tax deduction to those who
don't itemize has almost no opposition; Independent Sector, an association of
nonprofits, said that could mean a $14 billion, or 11 percent, annual
increase in charitable giving.
The administration's budget blueprint also contains a provision to let states
use surplus welfare funds to promote a new tax credit for charitable
donations -- also without controversy.
Bush's proposed "Compassion Capital Fund" for public-private partnerships was
part of his address to Congress. Another key element of the program is Bush's
installation of adviser Stephen Goldsmith atop the AmeriCorps national
service program to expand those efforts and recruit more religious volunteers.
Also, Bush officials can achieve much of the office's mission -- reducing
regulations that hamstring religious charities -- without approval from
Congress.
"Federal agencies are already in the process of becoming more responsive,"
Eberly said. "That is the muscle on the bone, the major policy initiative."
The White House office sets the tone. The message tape for after-hours calls
provides the business hours and then says, "May God bless you, and have a
nice day."
The major argument is about a law passed in 1996 as part of welfare reform
and signed by President Bill Clinton. Bush isn't proposing changing what is
known as the charitable choice provision -- which lets religious charities
compete for government welfare dollars -- but merely wants to expand its
reach to other programs.
Instead of limiting charitable choice to a few programs in the Department of
Health and Human Services, Bush would expand the provision to allow religious
charities to compete for more than 100 programs in the departments of labor
(job training, for example), justice (community policing), education
(after-school programs) and housing and urban development.
It is this proposal that faces serious obstacles. "My sense is that it's not
dead but that they are going to have to think very carefully about the way
forward," said Bill Galston, a University of Maryland professor and former
policy adviser to Clinton.
Marshall Wittmann, a former Christian Coalition official now with the Hudson
Institute, concurred. "It has the president's blessing, so it's not going to
collapse," he said. "But the program may be trimmed back significantly."
In the latest setback to the effort, Sen. Joseph I. Lieberman (D-Conn.), who
had been a backer of the initiative, said the administration should delay the
program until it can figure out how to avoid violating civil rights. Eberly
and others argue that much of the conservative opposition is "friendly
criticism" that, with some minor changes in the proposal, could be silenced.
But instead of wooing conservatives, the White House has been feuding with
them. John J. DiIulio Jr., the Bush official in charge of the program, last
week lashed out at "predominantly white, exurban evangelical" leaders for
their lack of interest in urban problems, saying their objections "would
rankle less if they were backed by real human and financial help."
As president of the Southern Baptists' Ethics and Religious Liberty
Commission, Land is one of the nation's leading religious conservatives. He
retorted: "It would rankle less if he wasn't so ignorant about us and didn't
try to stereotype us."
Much of the controversy is over the requirement that programs segregate their
religious and service messages; if such groups require religious conversion,
they wouldn't be eligible.
Olasky, a Bush adviser who helped formulate "compassionate conservatism,"
complained that under Bush's guidelines, some of the expressly religious
programs that the president has pointedly named in campaign appearances as
deserving of government support, especially the anti-addiction program "Teen
Challenge," would not be eligible for a government grant.
"If the federal government puts out the welcome mat for some religious groups
and tells others to 'opt out,' it is preferring one religious belief over
another," Olasky said. "This is exactly the type of religious discrimination
that the First Amendment is designed to prevent."
But any move to please the likes of Olasky would likely produce more outcry
on the left. There, the criticism focuses on the concerns that awarding
grants to religious groups will violate the separation of church and state,
and that tax money will be used to finance programs allowed to discriminate
on the basis of religion in hiring practices. Even Lieberman has joined that
argument.
Liberal critics feel strengthened. "This is a program that seems to be
developing more and more problems the more you think about it," said Barry
Lynn of Americans United for Separation of Church and State. Rep. Robert C.
"Bobby" Scott (D-Va.) said the proposal "creates new holes in our civil
rights laws and would allow religious bigotry in hiring to be practiced with
the use of federal funds."
Supporters are concerned about the opposition. "They could very well lock up
all the Democrats in the Senate with this so-called hiring discrimination
argument," said Nathan Diament, who directs public policy for the Union of
Orthodox Jewish Congregations, which supports the plan.
A number of conservative activists are proposing alternatives in an attempt
to avoid church-state collisions. Robert Sirico of the Acton Institute for
the Study of Religion and Liberty in Grand Rapids, Mich., proposed, for
example, a tax deduction or credit as an incentive for doctors, nurses,
lawyers and other professionals who volunteer work time to helping the poor.
Along similar lines, Robert Woodson, who has been active with community-based
service programs around the nation, said a change in the law authorizing or
requiring private insurance providers to pay for qualified social services
given by church agencies would be a way to channel cash to many programs in
poor areas.
The most promising alternative, many involved in the debate say, is the
notion of vouchers, which allow government funds to be used for a religious
purpose but make sure the individual recipient, not the government, would be
choosing the religious option. An addict, for example, could redeem a
treatment voucher at a church program or a government program.
The idea still is opposed by some such as Lynn, who calls it "a transfer of
money to a religious mission," but provokes far less anger than the
direct-grant idea.
"It is a way out and one that seems to be win-win," Eberly said. "If this
becomes problematic, vouchers is certainly an option we'd consider."
Bush, in the interview, embraced the idea of "social vouchers" as one way to
fund religious programs without as many of the church-state complications
inherent in government grants.
"There's a lot of concern about proselytization and that we should not use
taxpayers' money to fund groups that proselytize," Bush said. "My attitude
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George Bush's decision to ignore global warming and pull the plug on Kyoto is payback
for the energy industries which backed him, reports Ed Vulliamy.
When George Bush was Governor of Texas, he called upon the big oil companies, such as Exxon-Mobil, to draw up a draft for the state's Clean Air Act. They
came up with a Bill allowing them to regulate themselves. Just as Bush was signing it into law, in December 1998, the town of Odessa - a few miles from his
birthplace - was engulfed by a black, toxic smoke so thick that drivers had to use their headlights during daytime.
The President they call 'the Toxic Texan' took office on a platform pledging to turn his gubernatorial principles into national policy - to make America a 'greater
Texas'. And last week Bush began his attempt to make the world environment that of a 'greater America'. He 'declared war on the environment' - in the words of
Democrat Senator Barbara Boxer, both at home and on the international stage.
Defying his European allies and many Third World countries, Bush in effect killed off the Kyoto Protocol of 1997 - by which more than 100 nations undertook to
reduce emissions of 'greenhouse gases' that cause global warming - turning the US, for environmentalists, into a greedy, polluting pariah. On the domestic front,
meanwhile, a series of brazen measures has provoked an outcry from even the most moderate and established of environmental groups.
Withdrawal by the US from Kyoto tolls a death knell for the treaty, because although it accounts for only 4 per cent of the world's population, it is responsible for
25 per cent of the emissions of gases that cause the greenhouse effect. Half of America's industrial might still burns fossil fuels and belches out fumes, while
Americans themselves drive heavy trucks and cars further than any other people - to the mall and across the infinite landscape - and even the average household
boasts 2.8 television sets and a wealth of electrical appliances.
The story behind the singular determination of Bush to fly in the face of world opinion, the sentiments of most Americans and even many in his own government
reveals adherence to ideological rigour and a payment of debts to the business interests that helped him to the White House - above all, oil and coal. Oil runs
through every sinew and vein of the Bush administration; rarely, if ever, has a Western government been so intimately entwined with a single industry. When Bush
assumed office, however, oil and other energy industries were in the political cold after eight years of Bill Clinton's environmental record. Prompted by his keenly
environmentalist deputy, Al Gore, Clinton had cautiously recommended ratification of Kyoto, but it was flatly rejected in the Senate.
Clinton nevertheless put more wilderness under federal protection than any President since Franklin Roosevelt and decreed a sweeping series of anti-pollution,
clean air and clean water measures, facing down formidable constituencies such as the timber industry, sugar barons, big utility and automotive lobbies - and,
above all, Big Oil and King Coal.
Determined backing for Bush was thereby assured from these quarters. According to the Centre for Responsive Politics, $10 million out of $14m in political
contributions from oil and gas companies to the last election went to Republican candidates. The Bush family has roots in the oil business, and the President began
his own career with a series of unsuccessful drilling ventures bailed out by bigger oil com panies. He was backed by most of the big names in oil, especially Texaco
and Exxon-Mobil, in his campaigns for Governor and later President. Bush has now charged his Vice-President Dick Cheney - the pivotal power in the White
House - to compile an overall energy policy document due for publication before the completion of his first 100 days in office. Cheney's connections to big oil have
been close-knit and especially lucrative.
The Pentagon chief under Bush senior, Cheney used connections forged by the Gulf war to open up valuable business for the giant Halliburton Company, of which
he was made chief executive in 1995, and which does 70 per cent of its $15 billion sales to Arab governments. Bush's Commerce Secretary, Don Evans, is a
long-time personal friend from the President's home town of Midland, Texas, and a man raised in oil. His father was a manager for Shell and he is chairman and
chief executive of the Midland-based Tom Brown oil company which, before the Eighties crash, was worth $2bn - equivalent to the Ford Corporation.
Among the less well known oil connections are those of America's ambassador to London, Doug Farish, who went into
politics as an aide to Bush senior in 1964 and is described by former First Lady Barbara Bush as 'one of the family'.
Despite his reclusive image as a rancher who sold horses to the Queen, Farish is a Texas oil magnate from a Texas oil family. His grandfather founded the Humble
Oil and Refining Company, part of what is now Exxon, and later became president of Standard Oil. Farish's own dealings in the oil state have not only been in
liquid gold but also gas exploration and mining. Bush's break with world opinion on Kyoto was debated and contested within the administration, with Secretary of
State Colin Powell and the Treasury reportedly eager to leave a door open to join Britain and other nations in a commitment to reduce 'greenhouse gas' emissions.
But even in the State Department, big oil has its man moulding policy: Middle East guru Richard Haas who, with Powell and Cheney, has an aversion to unilateral
sanctions that hurt business.
Haas hails from the Brookings think-tank, and has propelled America's preparedness to consider easing sanctions on Iraq with a document entitled 'Iraq: A
Modified Approach', written by Meghan O'Sullivan, a researcher who worked under Haas at Brookings. The paper argues that embargoes are 'bad for particular
businesses' - principally oil - and it emerges that much of Haas's project was funded by Conoco and Arco, with whom he has worked as a consultant. He also has
a seat on the board of oil firm, Santa Fe International. With these and other connections in place, big oil was quick to move once Bush was inaugurated. The
National Petrochemical Refiners Association lobbied first, for a rollback of clean-air standards for buses and big trucks decreed by Clinton.
The association's counsel, Bob Slaughter, said he hoped 'the administration would be more interested in balancing the energy supply and environmental concerns' -
and it was: Bush put a moratorium on this and all similar decrees, citing a fear of fuel price rises. Bush had promised to regulate the emissions of carbon dioxide,
but two weeks ago he reversed this, citing a report commissioned last year by Republican Senator David McIntosh, saying that carbon dioxide restrictions could
'boost electricity prices and hurt coal-fired utilities'. Shortly before the announcement, Washington was blitzed by the 'Coal Based Generators' group to lobby for a
reversal on emissions and tax breaks for 'clean coal' utilities.
Leading the group was Irl Engelhardt, chairman of Peabody, America's largest coal enterprise, who was also a major Republican contributor and energy adviser to
the Bush-Cheney transition team. The same letter that disclosed the volte-face on carbon dioxide also announced the scrapping of new Clinton regulations reducing
arsenic levels in drinking water by 80 per cent. The EPA's former administrator for water, Chuck Fox, who drafted the legislation, said: 'This action will jeopardise
the health of millions of Americans.' And its backer in Congress, Henry Waxman, called the ruling 'another example of payback to industries that gave millions of
dollars in campaign contributions'.
Fear of continuing fuel price rises and shrinking supply then dictated the White House's reaction to the energy crisis in California - ironically caused, said the
Democrats, by the very deregulation policies favoured by the administration on a national scale. Bush's language - and his catchphrase that 'national security
depends on energy security' - turned the crisis into a national emergency which dovetailed into the arguments that tranches of federal land protected by Clinton -
including the vast and virgin Arctic wilderness in Alaska - should be opened up for prospecting and drilling.
These announcements - as well as Kyoto - have stirred even the most mainstream groups to exasperation, with the executive director of the Sierra Club - equivalent
to the National Trust - predicting 'a very major fight'. Two entwined schools of thought form the core of the Bush administration: deregulation and decentralisation.
The underpinning ideology is the injection of market forces into management of the public domain, and the belief that industry should police itself. Supporters of
last week's decision include David Victor, fellow of science and technology at the Council on Foreign Relations in New York. Victor argues that Kyoto cannot
work, nor can unrealistic regulations on emissions reduction.
Instead he argues for 'economic incentives that, over time, will slow the build-up of carbon dioxide without the imposition of binding targets for a far-off future'.
This ideology is embodied by John Graham, whom Bush picked last weekend to head his Office of Management and Budget - which oversees all regulatory
agencies - an appointment which thrilled lobbyists. Graham, regarded as the guru of cost benefit analysis, has a history of eco-scepticism.
Last week's decision to kill Kyoto did not enjoy full backing of the administration - some quarters of which saw it as a
fait accompli from the White House and the National Security Council. Successive opinion polls show that the environment
is a major issue for voters, and Bush's enemies are lining up for a PR battle. Even Republican Representative Sherwood Boehlert believes Bush is 'taking a risk'
by issuing 'so many controversial decisions so early'.
Mark Mellman, a Democrat pollster, said: 'Bush is creating a political disaster for himself.' |

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Bush Shows Class In Favoring Rich by Joe Conason In defense of his tax scheme’s tilt toward the rich, George W. Bush has been complaining lately about "class warfare." This is an interesting phrase to hear uttered by a President accustomed to the tony precincts of Kennebunkport and River Oaks. After all, Dubya probably hasn’t thought too much about class warfare since the good old days at Yale, when he and his fellow seniors applied red-hot coat hangers to the flesh of freshmen in the back rooms of the Deke fraternity. Having apparently memorized the Cliffs Notes version of Republican argumentation, he now warns against the perils of class warfare wherever he goes. But what exactly does he mean when he uses that loaded term? What is class warfare, and what isn’t? According to the Bush world view, it isn’t class warfare to propose a tax cut that would increase already massive disparities in wealth and income. It isn’t class warfare to trickle tax savings of $256 a year or less to the bottom 60 percent of American families, while lavishing $7,500 a year or more upon the top 1 percent of American families. It isn’t class warfare to reserve 45 percent of total tax benefits for that same 1 percent. And it isn’t class warfare to penalize working single mothers with children while rewarding rich, retired married couples. No, it isn’t even class warfare to slash the estate tax in a manner that would award 85 percent of the benefits to the top1 percent of taxpayers (yes, them again). It is class warfare, however, to mention any of the above facts. The Bush interpretation of class warfare can be applied to almost any area of public policy. It is clear, for example, that there wasn’t the slightest hint of class warfare in the President’s decision to help his friends at Northwest Airlines tamp down the company’s restless unionized mechanics. He was just trying to help "hard-working Americans," mostly business flyers, get around. And never mind that his Labor Secretary, Elaine Chao, used to serve on the board of Northwest—or that his old family friend and fund-raiser Fred Malek is still on the airline’s board. Anyone who brings up those connections is guilty of class warfare. It wasn’t class warfare when Mr. Bush agreed to sign a bankruptcy "reform" bill that grossly discriminates against troubled middle-income families while favoring rich deadbeats and bank-card companies. He was only cracking down on fraud, and his decision to sign the bill had absolutely nothing to do with Charles Cawley, the $100,000 Bush fund-raiser who also happens to be the chief executive of MBNA, the country’s largest credit-card issuer. Any assertion to the contrary would surely be class warfare. It wasn’t class warfare when the President, at the urging of industry lobbyists, signed a bill repealing the Clinton administration’s new ergonomic regulations. He was merely saving billions of dollars for the nation’s businesses, whose generous leaders have assured him that they are taking very, very good care of workers injured by repetitive stress and other musculo-skeletal disorders, and that they don’t need any pesky federal regulators telling them what to do. It probably was class warfare, however, when the National Academy of Sciences reported last January that repetitive-stress injuries, often inflicted on women workers, cost the country about $50 billion in lost wages, compensation and medical costs, in addition to pain and suffering. (This isn’t the kind of thing that happens when all you have to do is open and close a briefcase.) It wasn’t class warfare when Mr. Bush unilaterally rescinded long-standing agreements that protected the wages and conditions of workers employed on federally funded construction projects or performing services in federal buildings. It also wasn’t class warfare when Mr. Bush abolished a successful labor-management cooperation arrangement in the federal bureaucracy, one day after his Labor Secretary assured leaders of the A.F.L.-C.I.O. that her boss is committed to working with labor. Those were merely a couple of slaps at those nasty union bosses. After all, they and their members committed class warfare by supporting Al Gore last year. It wasn’t class warfare when Mr. Bush undid the new federal regulations reducing the permissible level of arsenic in drinking water, although that problem is most likely to affect poor communities in the Southwest. It is class warfare to note that when the President overturned those rules, which hadn’t been updated since 1942, he was doing a favor to his financial backers in the mining industry. And it definitely wasn’t class warfare when Mr. Bush decided to slash $200 million from the budget for child-care assistance to the nation’s poorest families, or when he cut back federal funding to prevent child abuse, or when he sliced training funds for medical personnel at pediatric hospitals.
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This feat he accomplished purely by virtue of party membership. With one of their own in the White House, GOP congressmen plan no investigations of
Bush's very spotty business career. Crackpot tycoons like Richard Mellon Scaife are chortling over tax cuts instead of hiring private eyes. Pat Robertson hasn't
called Bush the antichrist, and Jerry Falwell's not peddling videos accusing him of drug-smuggling or murder. Thanks to Kenneth Starr, the independent counsel
law longer exists. So yeah, things are quieter in Washington. The GOP smear machine has shut down.
What's amazing is that something so obvious needs saying. With a Republican of impeccable social pedigree in the White House, reporters act as deferential as
butlers. If only they'd spare us the bit about Bush's wonderful "family values." Show us a rich, handsome playboy who drank heavily until age 40, and we'll
show you somebody with a lot of secrets. Lucky for him, there appear to be no Democratic operatives willing to pay for them.
Also, with the accursed Bill Clinton gone, the press wants to stuff the sex genie back into the bottle.
Until a prominent politician ends up splashing around in the Tidal Basin at 4 a.m. with somebody nicknamed
"The Argentine Firecracker," they think it's none of your business any more.
The joker in the deck could turn out to be the tabloids.
Celebrity sex sells, and TV has turned politicians into celebrities.
Not that we particularly want to know Bush's secrets. A bit of discreet hypocrisy is fine with us. Very few are in a
position to cast stones, although we never noticed that it stopped them. Bush II's championing of Hutchinson, however,
made us faintly nauseated. When you're talking about Hutchinson, you're not talking about a little bit of hypocrisy.
You're talking world class. You're talking about a holier-than-thou Baptist preacher who condemned Clinton
and did everything in his power to destroy him.
The man is a moral coward. No sooner did the Senate fail to remove Clinton from office than Hutchinson announced
his divorce and remarriage to a former staffer who was kept discreetly out of sight during the impeachment fight.
If he had an ounce of shame, he'd retire from the Senate.
Here at Unsolicited Opinions Inc., we'd have no opinion about Hutchinson's divorce and remarriage had he behaved
with a minimum of integrity. But he didn't. As a woman friend whose opinions we particularly respect recently put it,
"Family values, my foot. Bush wouldn't care if Hutchinson was sleeping with an armadillo or a possum. It's about money
and power, period. It's never been about anything else."
While we're on the topic of Republicans and sex, we may as well admit that we got a hoot out of Bob Dole's
new Pepsi commercial with Britney Spears.
For those who haven't seen it, the nubile Miss Spears--Louisiana jailbait if we've ever seen it--cavorts
through a Pepsi warehouse with a team of male dancers, shaking her booty and pulling off clothing.
Near the end, she strikes a pouty, provocative pose.
Cut to the Bobster sitting in front of his TV wearing a cardigan and patting a golden retriever.
The dog woofs. "Easy, boy," says Viagra spokesman Dole with a rueful head shake.
Maybe he's talking to the dog, maybe not. The girl is 18; Dole will be 80 on his next birthday.
Apart from the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders, who invented the whole virgin-strumpet routine a generation ago,
we've never seen a better example of today's conflicted Republican attitude toward human sexuality. Like the cheerleaders, Spears dresses like a Las Vegas call
girl, but promotes herself as a virtuous maiden. Sort of.
A former Mouseketeer who gives interviews about her faith in God and her determination to preserve her virginity
for marriage, Spears recently appeared on the Grammy awards clad in approximately six square inches of strategically
placed gold lame. She strutted, gyrated and thrust her pelvis at the camera while singing "I'm not that innocent."
Call us cynical, but we suspect she's not.
When Dole ran for president in 1996, he backed the same religious-right, "abstinence-only" sex education nostrums
Bush II recommends. Last week, The New York Times reported that some health experts believe the administration is suppressing a report from the surgeon
general concluding that the most effective way to prevent teen pregnancies,
abortions and sexually transmitted diseases is sex education containing frank, factual information while promoting
"responsible sexual behavior" in part by providing improved access to contraception.
Can't have that.
Got to have more Viagra, more Britney Spears.
It's the American way.
Back to Bush
Last week we suggested Hans Christian Andersen's "The Emperor's New Clothes" as a guide to understanding
George W. Bush. That morning, Bush went on ABC News and stated that the United States would do
"whatever it took to help Taiwan defend herself" against a Chinese attack.
This contradicted 30 years of U.S. policy, which has always been studiously ambiguous to avoid being sucked
into an Asian war by reckless actions by either side. Aides spent all day arguing that while Bush meant exactly
what he said, American policy was unchanged.
That evening, former Reagan administration China hand Douglas Paal explained Bush's remarks as follows on
PBS' "The Lehrer Report": The statements reflect the kind of nuanced change that comes with a new administration. . . .
The president's first remarks to ABC News I saw as correct but incomplete. And when he subsequently was
interviewed by further people such as John King from CNN, he made a more balanced statement . . . ."
Translation: Just because David Broder wrote a column wondering why Bush has nothing to say doesn't mean
the White House needs to let that ignoramus go on national TV without a script.
Politically shrewd but ignorant, the president mistook a policy question for a "toughness" question.
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Propaganda 101—What The Media Whores Can Teach Us About Reading Critically By Michael Stark While it’s apparent that many, many journalists in the mainstream media have become blatant media whores, we can’t overlook that most are still masters of their craft. As a result, it’s especially important to read today’s news with a critical eye. Propaganda abounds, and any skilled writer can appear to say one thing while in fact planting little landmines that leave the uncritical reader with a completely opposite impression. In many respects, this type of propaganda is similar to the apology: "I’m sorry you’re so stupid." Which, of course, is no apology at all. Naturally, a yellow journalist’s attacks are much more subtle, and unless you’re careful, the whore can play you for a dope. You’ll find one great example of this type of propaganda in the April 26th issue of the Sacramento Bee, entitled "Critics targeting Bush -- behind the scenes: Despite the talk of bipartisanship, Democrats and allied interest groups are on the offensive" by James Rosen. At first pass, Democratic supporters may not see anything at all wrong with the article’s title. After all, it simply states action that most of us desire—Democrats taking action against the Resident. However, on closer examination, you can see that Rosen has wasted no time launching his salvo. Notice that he refers to Critics targeting Bush, not Patriots fighting for America, or perhaps the less melodramatic Steamrolled Dems fight back. In addition, Rosen declares that Democrats have targeted Bush behind the scenes and despite the talk of bipartisanship. So, already with a few initial phrases, not only is Bush cast in the role of defender, but the Dems are categorized as backstabbing hypocrites—hell, perhaps even cowards since they do their targeting behind the Resident’s back. Finally, notice the aggressive words such as targeting, allied, and offensive. They will play a more important role later on. The Bush-good, Dems-aggressive theme continues throughout the opening paragraphs. Bush is upheld as a man who’s changed the tone in Washington and restored civility to political debate. While Dems are described as launching a sharp-tongued assault on the poor beleaguered man who just wants everyone to get along. After this initial setup, Rosen launches into the ‘analysis’ portion of his piece. He begins by paraphrasing mysterious analysts who say: Even allowing for the shrill tone of many direct-mail appeals…the early attacks on Bush reveal harsh realities beneath the surface truce on Capitol Hill. The direct-mail appeals in question are those sent by the Democrats, of course. But these aren’t just any direct-mail appeals; they’re shrill, as in high-pitched, whiny, and panicked. And by golly, what could be panicking the Dems? Perhaps it’s the harsh realities Rosen alludes to. Perhaps so, and to get an impartial perspective on the Dem’s urgency, the whore turns to one of the mysterious analysts he mentioned earlier—yes, that’s right, the former impartial press secretary to impartial Newt Gingrich, Tony Blankley. Surprisingly, Blankley feels the Democrats are in trouble. As he puts it: "I don't believe that this new bipartisanship really exists. It's just a defense mechanism of elected politicians because they're afraid the public doesn't want all this bickering." Naturally, since this article is about Dems, the politicians Blankley refers to automatically mean Dems. My word, such bickering behavior from the Dems. You know how the public hates that—especially since the Democrats tried to impeach an elected President. Oops, that was the Republican congress. Maybe it just slipped impartial Blankley’s mind, you think? But wait, apparently not only are Democrats damn bickerers, they’re also embittered, as pointed out by Blankley and others: Democratic activists remain deeply embittered by Bush's contested election win. And Bush has angered them by appointing an archconservative, John Ashcroft, as attorney general and by reversing Clinton administration initiatives, from pulling out of a major international global-warming treaty to voiding new workplace safety rules and blocking aid to foreign family-planning agencies. Here, Bush has angered the bickering, embittered Dems because of his policy choices—definitely NOT because of any lack of bipartisanship on the Resident’s part. Oh, no, the Dems are just being vengeful because they don't like the policy choices; and therefore have become shrilling, bitter partisans. "Bush is the opposite of Ronald Reagan," said Daniel Weiss, an environmental consultant in Washington. "Reagan talked like a right-winger but governed from the center. Bush talks like a centrist but governs from the right." This statement strikes me as both laughable and sad at the same time. Imagine the thought of Ronald Reagan, who slashed and burned every social program he could get his hands on, being called a centrist. If Reagan still had his wits, he’d probably bomb the crap out of ol’ Daniel Weiss just for the mere mention of it. Anyway, Weiss’ statement attempts to repaint Reagan as Hero and Champion, while at the same time making Bush appear not so fascist-right. After all, if Reagan was centrist, then Bush’s now well-documented governance from the conservative right can’t be that extreme. Oh, and did you notice Weiss is called an environmental consultant? Rosen, though, fails to mention for whom exactly Weiss works. For all we know, he consults his clients and congressmen to strip-mine our national parks. But claiming he’s an environmental consultant sure makes him sound like he's a reliable expert, huh? And besides, now that Reagan is a centrist, Rosen can call in some more neutral buddies from the Reagan and Nixon administrations. "It's like political Armageddon for the Democrats," said Martin Anderson, former domestic policy adviser to Reagan and Richard Nixon. "They see themselves slipping off the political spectrum. They could become a permanent minority party if they're not careful." Now, the Dems are shrill, vindictive, and desperate, facing utter annihilation. Forget that the Dems have shared control in the Senate, and almost that in the House. Forget that Al Gore, the Democrat, was actually elected President. MY GOD, THE DEMOCRATS ARE FACING ARMAGEDDON (insert shrill voices here). Well, you know those Reaganites, they always did have global annihilation on the brain. If you didn’t pick it up, these are also the harsh realities that Rosen alluded to earlier. This is the real reason why Dems have got to attack, attack, attack. They're desperate and clinging to their very existence! At this point, Rosen knows that most readers will have left the building. Typically, today’s newspaper consumer reads just the first third of an article. Rosen’s dropped his little time-bombs, and the average reader will have come away feeling that the Dems have given his poor Bush the shaft (See that? I just left a little time-bomb of my own for Rosen…) But just in case there’s someone determined to read to the end, he reiterates his point. Bush, though, says he has already made good on his campaign pledge to lessen the overt hostility that marked much of the eight-year relationship between President Clinton and congressional Republicans. "We've been able to make our points without making enemies," Bush said. "And it's a good start to changing the tone here in Washington, D.C. And that's what's needed -- a more civil discourse." Ah yes, once more Rosen the Whore turns to an unbiased source for comment—his very own sugar daddy, Bush himself. And once more it’s Bush who’s valiantly attempted to be bipartisan and lessen the hostility, the inference being that it’s the vile Dems who needed to change their tone in the first place. Unfortunately, the Dems have broken the covenant. What’s more, Rosen even manages to toss a Clinton-grenade into the mix. Clinton, of course, being another Democrat and the bringer of all evil. Rosen continues on in a similar manner for several more paragraphs. He manages to blame Clinton a few more times for the current rancor in Washington—never the Republicans, of course. He then goes on to mention how some Democratic leaders have claimed to want to work with Bush and seek common ground. For those of you who’ve gotten wise to Rosen’s wily ways, you can probably smell of blood in the air. There’s something a’brewin’ in the Dems desperate strategy, and Rosen quickly reveals it faster than he can shake his booty. [But] some key Democrats have shown no such restraint in appeals to party activists. "It's clear to everyone except Republicans and their right-wing backers that there is no 'mandate' for the extremist agenda being pushed by the Bush administration," House Minority Leader Dick Gephardt of Missouri wrote in a recent "dear friend" letter. There they go again, those damned, two-faced Dems. They offer the olive branch, and then they talk about you behind your back in shrill, unrestrained, and impersonal 'dear friend' letters. Not like our W! He gets down with the people! He's personable! But wait, there's more. Seems, ol' Ted Kennedy sent out his own nasty, hate-filled letter, betraying the Resident on his education reforms. Here, however, is what Kennedy said in a letter to supporters: "Instead of seeking consensus, the Republicans in the White House and the Senate are doing what they always do -- launching ideological crusades against women's rights, against civil rights, against gay rights and against the most basic interests of working men and women." And all this after Kennedy had made such kind remarks earlier in his committee. Forget that what the Senator says in his letter is the truth. It doesn't matter at this point, because MW Rosen has already set the Dems up to be the bad guys. At this point in the article, any criticism by Bush will be considered more proof of their mean and nasty whining. Rosen continues in this vein for a while, trotting out more scathing language from all the reviled conservative liberal interest groups like the ACLU, NOW, and the ubiquitous ‘environmental groups’. With regard to the environmental issues, Rosen can’t help but provide some criticism of Bush. You know, because otherwise it might seem as if he’s completely rolled over for a buck. But have no fear. Rosen manages to pull it out in the end and win one for the Gipper. As the last word on this issue, he quotes Marshall Wittman, a senior fellow at the Hudson Institute in Washington and former legislative director of the Christian Coalition in 1993. Bush, Wittman said, has made a series of missteps on the environment that threaten to become the same sort of political albatross for him that military gays proved to be for Clinton. "These environmental actions are to the leftist environmental groups what gays in the military was to the religious right groups eight years ago," Wittman said. Wittman’s minor criticism about Bush’s environmental policies sets him up in reader's mind as a potentially unbiased source. Of course, Bush's environmental raping is compared to Clinton’s gays in the military battle, not, say, Clinton's universal health care misstep. Regardless, with this comparison Rosen gets to suggest that since the gays in the military issue blew over—despite what Wittman claims—therefore so will the Resident’s environmental difficulties. But the comparison also let's Wittman set up the next whammy, which appears in the actual quote itself: Bigoted Gay Bashers = Leftist Environmentalists. By conjoining the two issues, Wittman, and Rosen by the quote’s inclusion in the article, suggest that environmentalist groups base their opinions on the same heated, biased emotion as do bigoted gay bashers. And gosh, who can argue with that line of reasoning? After all, wanting to love and respect nature and all god’s creatures is exactly like wanting to ostracize and make pariah’s of, well…god’s creatures. To wrap up his little piece of propaganda masquerading as journalism, Rosen uses some quotes from Barry Toiv, former deputy press secretary under Clinton, who claims: There is another reason for activist Democrats' anger. Bush's call for civility strikes them as a double standard after congressional Republicans' impeachment of Clinton and nasty attacks on him over eight years. "It's easy to declare a truce after you've won back the White House," Toiv said. "Bush would like Democrats to behave in a way toward him the Republicans never behaved toward Clinton." How could a true whore propagandist not conclude by restating what he opened the piece with? Only now he spells it out: despite Bush’s calls for civility, (ingenuous though they’ve proven to be, just like Bush’s compassionate conservatism), it’s the Dems who are playing vindictive, petty politics. And as inferred by the whore Rosen’s selection of quotes, the Dems are the ones who need to do the supposed ‘right thing’ and do whatever Heir Bush says.
Which, of course, is exactly what Rosen and Bush really mean when they talk of
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The Awakening By Tally Briggs There is a new form of re-birth going on since November of 2000. The Los Angeles Times recently ran a front page story on yet another poll on Bush's first 100 days in office. It shows Bush as having an approval rating of 57%, with 54% just in California. Question: who are they asking?? I have never once been polled, nor do I know anyone who has. So my feeling is, they are either making up these numbers, or they are only polling republicans. Or maybe all democrats are screening their calls with Caller ID. I'm sorry, but the only calls that can get around my call ID box, which refuses blocked ID numbers, are the telemarketers who somehow manage to hack thru under "Name Unknown /Number unknown." I do not answer these calls. If I were to take a poll of people I come into contact with on a daily basis, my numbers would look more like this: Approve - .04 percent; Disapprove, loathe and revile - 96 percent. The main thing I've noticed however is like me, most people I know have recently experienced a new political awakening. Now this is nothing like the scary religious nutcase zealots who are so blinded by their own hate they've been seduced by the Dark Side of the republican Force. No, this is far deeper entrenched in reality, and nowhere near as frightening. Up until this most recent election snafu, I wasn't what you'd call 'into politics'. I don't mean to say I ran around pleasantly ignorant of the world around me, but I certainly had other, more important things in my life that took precedent over things that politicians were whining about. I also, mistakenly, trusted them. Ever since Watergate, when I was forced in school to watch it non-stop on television, I developed a minor revulsion of politics and all things government related. I suppose it was largely due to the fact that at thirteen I was much more interested in Wayne, the hot blond on the baseball team, than I was in a bunch of crooked politicians who lacked the confidence in their cause to such a degree that they felt they had to stoop to cheating as their only means of victory. (I do realize the GOP still haven't grown out of this. In fact it has become a cancer in their very philosophy.) I didn't complain too much, after all, the teachers were occupied by the constant political drivel, and we had all the time in the world to pursue things far more important to Jr. High survival - like flirting. As soon as I came of age, I did my civic duty, and voted. I even paid attention, and read my ballot, including information on every initiative and proposition my district would be voting on. Throughout the years, I've had the odd moment of concern - how could Jimmy Carter lose to a bad 'B' movie matinee idol? Isn't it too coincidental that the hostages are getting released the very same moment Reagan is getting sworn in? We are what? At War? In the GULF? Illegal arms? Iran-contra? How odd to pardon Caspar Weinberger and Company, whose testimony within the week would most likely have implicated both the current and former presidents, and on Christmas Eve no less. Then came Clinton. A man who could speak clearly, and with honest feeling. A man who came from literally nothing, a single parent home, and earned everything himself. Someone who actually knew what it was like to put himself through college and live paycheck to paycheck. Someone who could relate to me, and I to him. For the first time in my adult life, I cared about the administration, and had complete confidence. So for eight years I watched this amazing man grow, and make this country a better place to live, in spite of the dogs at his heels. There was a strange dark side though, one that I had only glimpsed in my peripheral vision, like a shadow demon, but now started to manifest itself in full. It began with the republicans in congress doing everything in their power to undermine every single thing the Clinton administration tried to pass, no matter if it was good for the country as a whole, or that their constituents were for it; if it was Clinton's idea, then it was shot down. They were acting like selfish children on a playground who didn't want to share their toys. I couldn't figure it out. Why would these professionals, these adults, who had chosen public service as a profession, and were hired by The People, behave in such a way? They tried to use everything imaginable against the Clintons, from the bad luck Bill and Hillary experienced as silent partners on the Whitewater deal, the White House Travel Office, Paula Jones (please - Playboy - hello.) Millions of dollars were wasted all because of these people's jealous hatred. All for naught. No wrongdoing was every found. Then came Monicagate. Suddenly the right to a man's privacy was invaded and yet more millions of dollars wasted over something that was no one’s business but the two consenting adults in question. Adultery on any scale is not illegal. What was strange was that while most people I knew didn't care what he did with his anatomy, (that is personal after all, as is my sex life or anyone else's for that matter), it also didn't matter that most of America thought that the president's sex life, as long as it was between two consenting adults and not with a 15 year old minor, was off limits. After all, it was over. A small incident which had been brief at best, and never resulted in an unwanted pregnancy or subsequent abortion for an underage girl (unlike the current Boy in the Big House). But the hateful ones, driven by their all-consuming rage and jealousy, did care. This all caused me concern and anger, but as I had hoped, the American people had their way in the end. Cooler heads and common sense prevailed. We moved on to more important matters like world peace and letting the man do his job. Then came Campaign 2000. At first I was of the mind, 'how can Al Gore lose'? Here we have a distinguished man of honor, integrity, and experience, who has spent most of his life in government and public service, and is smarter than pretty much everyone. Cool! McCain looked to be his strongest opposition but then something happened. McCain took a fall and withdrew. Even though something was fishy about it, and it was very muddy, it also reeked of the opposition, so I didn't pay too much attention. Besides, with Boy Wunder-Bush as his new front running opponent, Gore was a shoe in. Bush was an idiot. Rules for a debate? Not allowing questions? Was he serious? He was making himself look more like a boob every single day, and I certainly didn't need the media telling me what was going on. Then the unthinkable happened. A media-driven election psy-op and a coup d’etat handled illegally by the Supreme Court. A man taking the oath of office who had, by every means possible, thwarted an honest election process and recount. It was as if I was living in a nightmare. How could this be possible, especially here in the United States? It was during this election fiasco that it happened. My Awakening. Seeing for the first time clearly into a political process so corrupt it seemed like a dream. I was enraged. I was fired up. It was a gradual process, as the days after the election played out and I witnessed some of the most unbelievable events in my own country during my lifetime. I was not about to become complacent. This event has made me hyper-aware of the freedoms we take for granted. The depth of deceit to which a political party has stooped to win at any and all costs; fraud, disenfranchisement and the stealing of an election. The degree to which the corporate owned media have been a willing accomplice to a bloodless coup, and the ease with which we've let our rights and freedoms be usurped. One of my main shocks has been how these hateful people can exist. How they can look in the mirror and live with themselves. They are of the mind that they are the only ones who really deserve anything of value. An old guard, good-ole' boy, whites-only, male mentality, that says women, homosexuals and any 'minorities', (read: non-white since they have yet to discover they are no longer the majority), should never presume to rise above their station. And if they do, they will suffer the most severe punishment imaginable. How dare Hillary Clinton assume the responsibility to devise a plan for Health Care reform? Not only was she just the First Lady, but merely a woman. Only the privileged few deserve health care. No matter that she is an amazing lawyer, who has out-earned her husband most years of their marriage, and is better educated than most members of congress combined. These people are not about winning or doing anything 'fairly'. Honor and integrity are but words; shallow, hollow, and empty. A phrase to be thrown around without meaning, when necessary. Not concepts, nor values, or a respectful way of conduct. Just words. I have grown in my Awakening. I no longer place my trust blindly in those with power and authority. I've thrown away all pretensions of politeness. My newfound voice will cry in outrage whenever I encounter injustice. I know I am not alone in my new awareness. I am not unique, there are many like me, more than the media or those who hold their questionable power want to believe. We have been shocked into the reality of something we naively believed could never happen to us, to our beloved country. To be living in the midst of an organized plot so detailed in its deceit it rivals The Final Solution of Hitler and the Nazis. No longer do I have my childish trust of government leaders and corporate CEOs, since I have become all too aware that my best interests are their lowest priority, and their first commitment is to their already obscene fortunes. To their peril do the greedy, the voluntary corporate-castrati, and the soulless, ignore our numbers.
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In a commentary that I wrote for Online Journal back in the middle of
December (You ain't seen nothin' yet, 12/16/2000); back before the
emperor of thieves was ingratiated as resident of the White House, I
concluded with the following three paragraphs. Ask yourself if it
doesn't sound a little familiar.
"Republicans have held up at least 60 percent of President Clinton's
judicial appointments, refusing to even submit his appointments to
Senate votes. The plain purpose is to save those appointments for the
next Republican president, where choices will be made from the cookie
cutter workshop of the Federalist Society. This society of ultra
conservative lawyers and judges strives toward reinterpreting the
Constitution of the United States of America in favor of financial
interests. While Democrats wring their hands, fearing that such judges
will overturn Roe v. Wade, the real threat is much darker and deeper.
"The Federalist Society seeks to reinterpret the Constitution to remove
federal regulations regarding worker safety and pollution control, to
eliminate civil rights legislation, and to upend the 'taking clause' of the
Constitution to eliminate zoning, causing economic windfalls for
property owners.
The Republican promise surrounding control of the executive,
legislative, and judicial branches of government is simple. If you think
that there is a great chasm between the rich and the poor, that too few
control too much of the wealth, that our environment is in danger, and
individual rights are being eroded-you ain't seen nothin' yet!"
I bring this up because you are watching as this prediction comes to life.
The Bushies have put the American citizens on notice that the executive
office will no longer seek the guidance of the American Bar Association
in recommendations for the federal judiciary. The reason cited by those
close to the resident is that the ABA is a "liberal" organization. In this
instance, the word "liberal" should be viewed in the same context as the
"liberal" press.
Instead, recommendations will be sought from the Federalist Society,
who hails as members the likes of Kenneth Starr, John Ashcroft, Gale
Norton, and Spencer Abraham. John Ashcroft sits as attorney general
today because Montana Gov. Marc Racicot (the most vocal of
Republican advocates to dispense with counting the votes in Florida)
was viewed as too liberal by these legal minds of the neo-fascist right.
It's not that Racicot wasn't loud and clear in his advocacy towards
ending legal abortions and forcing religious instruction into our schools,
he just wasn't strident enough.
The funding for these judicial Brownshirts comes from a variety of
extreme right wing sources, not the least of which is—you've heard this
name before—Richard M. Scaife. As Grover Norquist, an ultra
conservative activist admits, "If Hillary Clinton had wanted to put some
meat on her charge of a 'vast right-wing conspiracy,' she should have
had a list of Federalist Society members and she could have spun a more
convincing story."
What does this society want? Well, it's primary objectives are the
following:
1. An end to affirmative action. After all, even Clarence Thomas learned
that he could go much further in life by selling his soul, than by having
the government make sure that he wasn't discriminated against in
education or the work place.
2. Perversion of the "takings" clause of the Constitution's 5th
Amendment. You know—the one that says, "nor shall private property
be taken for public use, without just compensation." They want to use
this phrase to justify overturning everything from municipal zoning, to
environmental laws, to worker's compensation.
3. An end to workplace anti-harassment laws. After all, if your boss is
constantly pressuring you to sleep with him, he's only exercising his
own free speech.
4. An end to punitive damages because it is "a capricious, unpredictable,
randomly destructive scheme of punishment." Besides, it does silly
things like encourage lawyers to assert the rights of the poor, and makes
corporations think twice before purposely putting lethally defective
products on the open market.
5. An end to all civil rights legislation of the past 40 years. "If you don't
want to allow 'those people' at your school, your business, or sitting at
the front of your bus, you shouldn't have to let them." Trust me on this,
disenfranchisement in Florida and Tennessee is just the first step back
down the long spiral staircase toward the nether regions.
5. Shredding privacy rights because under the "orignalist theory" of
constitutional law, the founding fathers never actually used the word
privacy. If police had the power to do body cavity searches on demand,
think what a dent that would put in crime statistics. It's for the common
good, so don't complain if, one day, your daughter comes home from
school crying. You can be pretty sure that the school is "drug free."
And yes, the right to privacy is that little issue upon which Roe v. Wade
makes its home. Roe v. Wade recognizes that the government has no
right to interfere with the private consultations between a woman and her
doctor.
While in law school, one of my favorite professors had an interesting
take on Roe v. Wade. He maintained that if you read the decision
carefully, and I think he's right, that one can find genuine concern, on
the part of the concurring justices, that if the government has the right to
prevent an abortion, the government may also have the right to demand
an abortion.
"Oh, that's just silly," I can hear you say. "That's just right out of Nazi
Germany, and if the right-to-lifers are doing everything they can to
prevent individuals from having an abortion, they'll institute an armed
rebellion if the government demands one."
Uh, huh. Well consider this . . . You'd have to say that Pat Robertson
(leader of the Christian Coalition) is a pretty staunch anti-abortion
person, wouldn't you? Well, you'd only be partly right. Pat is only
against abortion when it is the choice of the individual. During a recent
interview with Wolf Blitzer on CNN, Pat said of China's policy of
prescribing abortions for women who already had one child, that the
Chinese are "doing what they have to do" to curb population growth. He
does not believe that the policy should be interfered with. So you can
see his standard. As an individual choice, abortion is wrong, but it's
okay for the state to demand it if it is doing what it has to do for the
greater good. I guess it would be up to the likes of Pat and his ilk to
decide what that greater good should be.
Up to this point, parents in China have been permitted to determine
which births will be aborted. Because of the cultural preference for boys
over girls, families have most frequently chosen to abort female fetuses
upon the second pregnancy if their first child was a girl. That permits
them to keep trying for a boy. Pat does think that the parent's folly in
this instance is a mistake as well, and feels that the government might
step in on that issue. Pat feels that by having so few girls, China may
find that it doesn't have enough women, and will have to import them.
This, he said, "will, in a sense, dilute the—what they consider the racial
purity of the Han Chinese." Ah, the very important "racial purity" issue.
You're right! It is all something out of Nazi Germany. While I used to
be one of the people who proclaimed it couldn't happen here, I don't say
that anymore. If your congressional representatives haven't anything
better to do with their time, you might ask them to take a very close look
at the candidates that Bush nominates to federal judgeships. Most likely,
all nominees will be soulless clones from the Federalist Society.
I am breathless with amazement. While I once felt that I was fairly
moderate in my political beliefs as a mainstream Democrat, I am now
told repeatedly by the "liberal press" that I am a member of the lunatic
fringe. Members of the Federalist Society, Pat Robertson, and Freepers
are all smack dab in the mainstream. Stand aside, Alice! A whole
continent is coming through the looking glass.
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Mr Bush Has Put US Credibility On The Line
Special report: George Bush's America
The Guardian
Suddenly, in the space of three short months, America, the "indispensable
nation", begins to resemble the ultimate rogue state. George Bush's decision
to trash the Kyoto global warming treaty is appalling. That it represents an
enormous, possibly definitive setback for efforts to mitigate climate change
goes almost without saying. America is now confirmed as the unrepentant
outlaw, the dirty man of environmental politics.
The decision is doubly appalling for what it says about the new man in the
White House. Mr Bush, clinging to his "national interest" credo, seems
incapable of seeing the big picture. He does not grasp the basic truth that
America's national interest is inextricably intertwined with the global
interest. America, for all its dominance, is but a part of the world we share.
America's consumers depend for their unsurpassed living standards on
shared global resources. America's greenhouse emissions are not confined to
American airspace. Nor is the US immune from the negative impact of its
national profligacy and international climate change. By this blinkered
action, Mr Bush strengthens suspicions that he is just not big enough for his
job.
But most appalling of all is the message, taken alongside similarly
short-sighted, self-centred actions in the fields of defence and diplomacy,
that this Taliban-style act of wanton destruction sends around the world.
Instead of leading the community of nations, Bush's America seems
increasingly intent on confronting it. Instead of a shining city on a hill, the
world sees a dark smokestack belching fumes. From a nation that began by
heroically trumpeting its belief in universal values common to all mankind
comes a devastatingly different, divisive and nationalistic jingle: we do what
we want, for ourselves, regard less of the consequences for you. And if you
don't like it, well, tough.
Is this message sent on purpose? In other words, does the Bush
administration actually understand what it is doing? For look at the record
so far. It has dangerously upset the strategic balance by proposing a new
national missile defence system while scrapping another treaty, the key
ABM accord with Russia. It has attacked Iraq while signalling elsewhere,
notably in the Balkans, that it will reduce its commitment to shared
security, especially through the UN. It has gone out of its way to antagonise
Russia and done much to convince China that it must ready itself for war. Its
economic policy has meanwhile merely stoked fears of a US-exported
recession.
Bush's America has all but abandoned, for now at least, its leading role in
the Middle East and gone a long way towards scuppering detente on the
Korean peninsula. On a range of fronts, not least over Nato and trade,
Washington is also shaping up for conflict with the EU. And now, to cap it
all, ignoring the Stockholm summit's direct plea, and at the very moment
the German chancellor is crossing the White House doorstep, it tells Europe
that Peoria's pocketbook comes first, so take your fossil fuel fuss and stuff
it.
If Mr Bush does not intend the alarm all this is causing internationally, then
he is even more inept than commonly believed. Christine Whitman, his
environment agency chief, told him this month that global warming "is a
credibility issue for the US in the international community". She is right
and he had better believe it. In the end, America, big though it be, cannot go
it alone. It needs friends. But that even the oldest friendships have limits is
a lesson Mr Bush has yet to learn. Humility is another. Wisdom may be too
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Dead Letter Office
Heil Bush,
Dear Gruppenfuhrer Nelson,
Congratulations you have just been awarded the Vidkun Quisling Award for 2001. Your name will now live throughout history with such past award winners as Marcus Junius Brutus, Judas Iscariot, Benedict Arnold, Vidkun Quisling and last years winner Volksjudge Wilhelm Rehnquist. With your vote to allow Herr Ashcroft to take command of the Gestapo we will soon certainly put those Darkies and Jews back in their place und make Jesus das King. Along with this award there will be an Iron Cross 2nd class presented by our glorious Fuhrer Herr Bush at a gala party in das Fuhrer Bunker, formerly the White House on 7-4-2001. We salute you Herr Nelson! Sieg Heil!
Signed,
Heil Bush
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Scary Talk From Shrub And The Veeper
When in the course of human events a treaty becomes outdated,
the smart country does not announce it is breaking the treaty. This
is unpleasantly reminiscent of numerous chapters involving Native
Americans. Instead, the smart country calls upon its dear ally
(provided they're still speaking) to renegotiate the treaty. This has a
less threatening effect on the ally.
I don't know if a National Missile Defense system will work, and
neither do you. Most experts not employed by the defense industry
are dubious about it at best, but you never know how far we could
get if we spend enough time and money on it. If we spend the first
$60 billion, we'll probably be a lot further along than we are now,
thus justifying the next $60 billion.
The problem is, it's massively stupid in terms of national security.
What's a bigger threat to the United States: North Korea or global
warming? Our children will live to see the answer to that. It's their
future we're playing with.
Hearing Dick Cheney make a speech that was outdated by the
standards of the oil industry in the 1960s was eerie. Reactionary
Texas oilmen are thick on the ground here, but Cheney is a
throwback. Not since the late H.L. Hunt was crawling around (which
he did -- crawl) have we heard such nonsense.
Cheney's National Energy Policy Development Group -- two Texas
oilmen, a CEO from the electricity-gobbling aluminum industry and
a tool of the energy companies, all members of the Cabinet,
meeting in secret -- is pushing coal -- hard. Unfortunately, it is the
dirtiest source of electricity generation: The administration not only
has reneged on its promise to curb coal pollution, but now it
proposes to ease the pollution controls already in place.
Naturally, the group is also pushing oil and gas -- major
contributors to global warming -- and, incredibly enough,
de-emphasizing conservation. What kind of energy policy would
abandon conservation, which is effective and costs nothing? OPEC
is the only thing hurt by it. Under the Bush budget plan, renewable
energy programs lose 36 percent of their piddly total funding of
$373 million, according to New Technology Week.
Wind-generated electricity is already cheaper than
nuclear-generated electricity. It's highly probably solar-powered
photo-voltaic systems will also be cheaper before long: The city of
San Francisco votes this fall on whether to back a $250 million
bond issue for solar power. If we put $60 billion into researching
and improving renewables, we'd not only save money, we could
save the world. Quite literally.
One easy and simple way to bring down the price of gasoline is by
letting fuel efficiency standards rise to where they already would be
if the auto companies had not interfered via generous contributions
to Congress. Some remarkable reporting by Jeff Plungis of the
Detroit News reveals the auto companies have now wired the study
being conducted by the National Academy of Sciences on fuel
efficiency.
Nine of the 13 panel members have ties either to the auto or oil
industries; are free-market economists who do not believe in
government regulation; or have criticized fuel efficiency standards
in a very public way. My favorite guy on the panel is the "safety
expert" who claims fuel efficiency standards have killed tens of
thousands of people by forcing them into smaller cars.
Meanwhile, back in the world, fuel efficiency is at a 20-year low,
mainly due to the popularity of SUVs. Congress first passed fuel
efficiency standards in 1975, when the average car got less than 14
miles per gallon. By 1985, under the required standards, that
doubled to 27.5 mpg. It has since slipped to 24 mpg. Plungis
reports that automakers have shifted virtually all their technological
gains into bigger and more powerful engines, rather than improving
fuel efficiency.
SUVs consume an additional 280,000 barrels of oil in this country
every day. That is 15 percent of what OPEC cut in production in
March 1999, according to news reports -- the event that nearly
doubled the price of gas. Half the new cars sold are now SUVs. It is
neither difficult nor onerous to improve their mileage: It would cost
about $700 additional per vehicle, but with a fuel saving of about
$2,500 over the life of the behemoth.
Speaking of campaign contributions, Time magazine reports
Cheney's aides consulted with the West Virginia coal baron Buck
Harless, a Bush pioneer (at least $100,000); Stephen Addington of
AEI Resources, whose executives gave more than $600,000 to
Republicans last election; and of course, our old favorites Peabody
Energy -- the biggest coal miner in the country -- whose chairman
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Background:
Of course, we know this clause was put in simply as a distraction,
because the whole purpose of the FTAA, along with NAFTA and the WTO is to
side-step democracy. Multi-national corporations that profit by exploiting
workers, busting unions, putting smaller local stores out of business,
ruining
the environment, and endangering public safety don't like local "democratic"
laws that make it more difficult to do these things. Therefore, they
use these global trade agreements to help overturn local
democratically-enacted laws. (For more information about why the FTAA is
harmful, visit http://www.stopftaa.org)
The Proposal:
WHY THE US IS NOT A DEMOCRACY:
- Bizarre rules from our past that give the Presidency to the
candidate who lost the popular vote, rules that are still used today despite
modern communication technology that makes them unnecessary. (This system,
the "electoral college" is also connected to the problem of racial
injustice, since the system gives preferential weight to the votes in
sparsely-populated, predominantly white states).
- Pervasive, blatant discrimination against people of color,
including the recently documented exclusion of tens of thousands of African
American voters in Florida. These voting rights violations included
everything
from demanding multiple forms of ID from African American (but not white)
voters, to falsely accusing thousands of African Americans of being felons,
and therefore not allowed to vote, to the fact that rickety old
malfunctioning voting machines are disproportionately located in low-income
areas and communities of color, while affluent and white communities
disproportionately receive fancy new voting equipment that doesn't have
any "chad" problems.
- Many more problems with the US electoral system, such as the heavy
corporate funding of elections that prevents a level playing field and
subverts the spirit of democracy. (I imagine most people reading this
will think of a few more reasons why the US is not a "real" democracy).
So, how about it? Are you (or an organization you are involved with)
interested in working to demand that the US be expelled from the FTAA
for not being a "democracy?". Think about it..
This edition we're proud to showcase the cartoons of John Chuckman. |



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To End On A Happy Note ...
Shrub, Pretender
Sung to the tune of "Love Me Tender"
Shrub, Pretender
Shrub, Pretender
Shrub, Pretender
Shrub, Pretender
Shrub, Pretender
Shrub, Pretender
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"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good people to do nothing." ... Edmund Burke
On Saturday, May 19, 2001, Voter March will sponsor the Voter Rights March at the Mall in
Washington, DC from 10:00 am to 6:00 pm to voice our outrage over the fraud and
disenfranchisement of voters in the latest Presidential election, to call for critically-needed
voting and electoral reforms, and to protest the illegitimate President's right wing agenda to
turn back gains in the environment, a woman's right to choose, and the separation of church and
state. BLUE RIBBON VISIBILITY The National Strike will
begin on Thursday, May 17, and continue through Monday, May 21. The weekend
will land in the middle of the strike, making it essentially a three "working
day" strike.
This national strike will be called "Strike One", because it's just the
start. If the first strike doesn't work, we do it again. Perhaps it will go
to three strikes and Bush is out. The strike is to let our government know,
and all the mega corporations who bought Bush the White House know that Al
Gore got more votes in Florida and the USA. Since they had so much trouble
counting our votes, and since so many Americans were wrongly prevented from
voting, this strike will be another election where we cast our vote by not
going to work; calling in sick. No matter how large and powerful a
corporation is, it cannot exist without the people who work for it. Likewise,
our government could not exist without the taxes that come out of our
paychecks.
We The People are the fourth branch of government, which, by our consent,
the other three branches may govern. It is our duty to help the other
branches of government protect democracy. They cannot strongly act without
our power visibly behind them.
We, the undersigned voters, know that our cherished democracy is endangered from
within by the grave and potentially fatal flaws in our voting systems exposed by the
Presidential Election of 2000.
As our elected representatives, you have the duty, the opportunity, and the privilege to
correct these flaws and to restore fair and honest elections throughout our nation. To this
end, we charge you to construct and pass a VOTERS BILL OF RIGHTS, which shall
include:
Strict enforcement and extension of the Voting Rights Act to prevent the
disenfranchisement of voters and require full investigation and criminal prosecution of
any offenders;
Standardized, easily understandable federal election ballots
Funding to replace old and unreliable voting machines to ensure that every vote is
counted fairly and accurately
Genuine campaign finance reform that bans campaign contributions from special
interests
Replacement of the Electoral College with a majority-rule election, or substantial reform
of the Electoral College to allow for proportional representation
Measures to increase voter participation by eliminating bureaucratic hurdles to voter
registration and turnout, including language barriers, physical barriers, archaic
equipment, and lack of resources
Enactment and enforcement of a VOTERS BILL OF RIGHTS will restore trust in our
government and encourage participation in our democratic processes. The linchpin of a
democracy is the process by which we select our representatives and leaders. The right
to vote is our defining right as citizens of this nation. We call upon our elected
representatives to protect our Constitution from abusive exercise of government power
by enacting a VOTERS BILL OF RIGHTS.
We pledge our full and constant support for enactment of a VOTERS BILL OF
RIGHTS.
It is likely that 50% of the U.S. population is strongly dissatisfied with
the ascendancy of George W. Bush to the office of President. There are
three likely reasons:
In the interest of democracy, one could discredit election gripes (point
number one) as being unfair to our longstanding electoral college process..
Also, one might disregard Bush’s agenda (point number two) because the
hallmark of the United States Constitution is tolerance for divergent
political and moral beliefs.
However, point number three leads to a more egregious problem, namely that a
rather anonymous man, with no distinguishing ambition or vision has, by
virtue of family wealth and connection, been installed as President of the
United States. Even the most cursory glance at George W. Bush’s history and
character builds a strong case for charges of nepotism and cronyism. Such a
glaring display of favoritism, to benefit an individual with no considerable
talent, runs counter to the spirit of competition and fair play that has
driven the engine of American capitalism for more than two hundred years.
There is a way to tangibly and immediately raise a voice in protest of
George W. Bush as President. For the remainder of his term, conscientious
Americans should simply write "George W. Bush is an Idiot" on all U.S.
currency that passes through their hands.
This protest has already begun. The first bills were marked and spent in
San Francisco as of January 26, 2001. What is important, though, is to not
only begin marking all currency (and to continue the effort throughout the
Bush presidency), but to forward this memo as much as possible so as to
replicate the message throughout our money supply.
In an effort to mark money more industriously, many of us have ordered a
BUSH IS A FRAUD rubber stamp; these self-inking rubber stamps are useful for
marking the "Fraud" message in red ink.
Make your voice heard, Top twenty Republican donors with global consumer brands:
1 Philip Morris - $4,554,732
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RICHMOND, VA--Nine people were torn limb-from-limb and skewered through the anus with wooden stakes Monday at the annual Richmond Renaissance Fair. Organizers boasted that the new "Drawn and Quartered" demonstration made this year's fair one of the most authentic and enjoyable ever. "The skit where we publicly tortured and humiliated 'condemned heretics' gave us by far the most response we've ever gotten," actor Paul Mitchard said. "Who would have thought that violence would appeal to people?" In the skit, people were randomly selected from the audience, strung up on posts, and read official "charges." A dirt-encrusted dagger was then used to saw off vital parts of the condemned. One man's scrotum was cut off, causing his testicles to fall to the ground. Children in the audience then tossed the testicles back and forth as the victim watched. Participating audience members then had their livers cut out, cooked, and force-fed to them. The pale and barely conscious victims were then taken down from their posts and prepared for the next stage of their torture amid taunts and bellows from the crowd. "I loved it," said University of Virginia junior Steve Ohlemeyer, who attended the fair for the first time Monday. "It was like being transported back to the real Renaissance. I got turkey drumsticks at the Ye Olde Grille, threw stones at the Drench-A-Wench booth, and I even got to see a heretic forced to eat his own kidney." Said Richmond-area elementary-school teacher Linda Rougas: "It was a lot of fun. They picked my husband out of the crowd, and he thought it was a real kick. When they eviscerated him, he really got into it, screaming and begging for his life. So, of course, the kids and I did our part, too, yelling 'Heretic!' along with the rest of the crowd." After more than an hour of torture, participants had their arms and legs tied to four horses, each of which was made to pull in a different direction. After the volunteers' limbs were torn off, the remaining disembodied, helpless torsos were fed to packs of ravenous dogs. The victims' highly realistic, historically accurate screams of agony captivated fairgoers. "I thought it was wonderful," said Herman Kline, who attended the fair with his wife and three children. "I enjoyed taunting the condemned, and my children enjoyed playing with the testicles." One lucky fair attendee, Mel Bridgeman of Norfolk, VA, got to be the subject of a special demonstration. Bridgeman was tied up and laid on his back spread-eagled, his legs held apart by a short beam roped to a horse. A long wooden stake was then braced against a rock and inserted just a few inches into his anus. When the horse was given a snap from the whip, it bolted, causing Bridgeman to be driven onto the stake until it thrust out of his mouth. Though most everyone thought the fair was the most successful ever, several family members of the killed were not so enthusiastic. "My husband and I came to the fair as part of our honeymoon," Richmond native Jacklyn Welden said. "When he was stabbed through the heart for blaspheming the Pope, the fair suddenly wasn't quite so much fun."
"Yea, we try to give people a merry ol' time, we do," fair director Todd Burgher said. "Ye can bet yer knickers we'll be doing it again next year."
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